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~Randy Sumbitch~

~Randy Sumbitch~

@BrianCLuscher

I wear non-slip shoes.

Dallas, Texas Katılım Eylül 2011
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Congratulations, dummies. You asked for this.
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"...price increases from rising fuel costs and transportation expenses due to inflation and tariffs."
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100 Tesla owners vs 1 turn signal
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Do lacrosse goalies even have any fucking fun?
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Any man who can rent a tux thinks they can kiss you on new year's eve
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Is this Circa Survive?
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The timing of all of these bankruptcy filings sure seems strategic
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Imagine all the tesla drivers intentionally not being allowed to merge right now
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Very few things give me the same level of anxiety as watching my wife trying to pick something to watch on Netflix
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"It's your patriotic duty to pay a lot for groceries!"
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Congratulations, dummies.
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There go the Nat'l Parks
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We're Number 1 in measles cases in the US! Keep reaching for the stars, Texas!
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Just standing shirtless in the kitchen at home after work knocking back a shot and a beer.* *Alexa, play Today's Hits."
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Isn't this some sort of tortious interference?
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