Brian Cauldwell

This is why I️ have trust issues...

Having a hard time making the most out of your first year in college? Check out this #EvangelStories by myself and another Evangel student to really maximize your first year! bit.ly/2EX5Was

D Wade coming back to Miami all excited, acting like he didn’t just get traded for a washing machine.

Yo I got invited onto the showcase tour 🙏🏻 St. Louis here I come

Why do some of these songs seem like they are all from different years😂 Jonas Brothers and The Pussycat Dolls... what? twitter.com/tweetlikegiris…

When your parents ask you what are going to do with your life

Why does it have to be Christmas? Why not Christinamas??

He ain’t trippin off them domino’s. Just bring the car back

@who_SteveJoness And somehow my team is still getting crushed😂😂

Dwight top 5 pg in the league twitter.com/espnnba/status…

@steiny0 We cut down perfectly good trees and turn them into tables, why?😂

Why eat off tables when we have perfectly good tummy’s?

Debut album "College Boy" coming soon.

More people need to take advantage of Venmo and start liking people’s payments. I️ just liked a payment for “gypsy tears.”😂😂

@who_SteveJoness Yeah or you’ll fall asleep.

YEAHHHHHHH twitter.com/austinclgnelso…

I️ lost my first baby tooth because my brother kicked me in the face trying to do a handstand in the pool. twitter.com/chandlergrega/…

Real life isn’t turning in a 15 page paper. It’s getting your 🚗 fixed, waiting an hour, just to find out they did nothing and can’t fix it.

*prays that Trump didn't get the 280 characters update*

If Donald Trump ever gets impeached, I hope they tell him by saying “You’re fired!”