Homophobic guy whose hair is matted because shampoo looks too much like cum
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Brian Janssen
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@BowtiedQueenBee @MagneticNorse @emgauthor This interaction is so funny.
OP: here's why you should homeschool
Rando: what is this for?
OP: need help from someone else
Someone else: probably for science or some shit idk
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@MagneticNorse @emgauthor I believe there’s a chemistry and a physics lesson in this.
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A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth.
Homeschool your kids.
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Genuinely as a guy, I don't think it gets much better than having a stranger compliment my shirt. Like thank you, I do have that shit on, don't I?
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I refuse to have an opinion on Zizek. He grosses me out and I'll never watch a single video
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My friend to me: hey I've got a podcast that I just started, you should check it out
Me: wow that's great man good luck i wont be tuning in
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Happy Veteran's Day to all the brave men and women out there who enlisted to try to get a state sanctioned free kill overseas 🫡
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Just saw a guy standing outside in shorts eating pizza as I, also in shorts, drove to the gym. It's 32°. There really are 2 Americas and both are deranged
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Opened the app store and it said "Suggested Apps: Starbucks"
Girl if I wanted an app for a restaurant, I'd grab it. No one is going "oh wow good call I need the Long John Silvers app thx for the ad"
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Bring this to my city and the only controversy will be the amount of time I spend in there. People are soft!
Local 12/WKRC-TV@Local12
An Ohio brewery is standing firm after making the controversial decision to enforce an adults-only after 7 p.m. policy, which has drawn criticism from its community. “The truth is, we never intended for our outdoor space to be a playground for kids.”
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Has anyone ever played number 1 and number 2 in back to back weeks?
College Football Zone@CollegeFBonX
Tough stretch ahead for Penn State
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I SHOULD NKT HAVE TO REAUTHENTICATE MYSELF ON MICROSOFT TEAMS EACH DAY. IF SOMEONE WANTS TO STEAL MY WORK IDENTITY AND RUIN MY LIFE IT'S OKAY
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@lovealexandra24 White men have needed to be shut down for centuries. With this album, white women officially join the list
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We need to take a pause on white women until we figure out what the hell is going on with Taylor Swift. I've got friends posting a song with these lyrics. Genuinely and deeply embarrassing for everyone involved
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Me as a pedestrian: wow every single driver is brain dead and cars should be illegal
Me as a driver: wow every single pedestrian is brain dead and deserves to be involved in a collision
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Do they ever actually do anything on Jennifer Hudson's show or just sort of dance about for a minute? Not judging, just curious
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HELP ME IM A BILLIONAIRE AND I AM THE WORLDS NUMBER 1 VICTIM ALWAYS AND CONSTANTLY
jim 🍉@muracommie
always thinking about this ... the embarrassment I feel watching it is incomparable
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I'm pro Christianity again. I need white men to go tithe 10% of their checks to Jesus christ so they stop tithing to multi-billion dollar gambling corporations
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If you pull up to Wuthering Heights in a Morgan Wallen t-shirt and sneak in some canned wine, you're going to put up LeBron numbers in the 38-46 year old MILF community
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
The official teaser for Emerald Fennell’s ‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’ starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi. In theaters Valentine’s Day 2026.
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