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My word. You had it perfectly set up. You had the black chalkboard. And then he had to go straight into saying the word nigger openly, like three or four times, in rapid succession, whilst deeply within something of a cheerful student of history...and witness to the event...

I like to sleep as much or more than I like to arrive at meetings in which I should be fresh and ready for banter and instead trade hours and days of my life away while you sniveling maggots lurch ever closer to my heart whilst I make no success with my empty tin cup at the public square. And that was when Serling called the curtain. Where would such a "lurch" as myself ever crawl his way out of a hidey-hole in a sand pile somewhere? slinking away

Perhaps it is time for me to share a recurrent thought as to how you might have thought this would play out: Kent becomes roving Terminator-style half-human cyborg and just kills some things on sight. Advantages: that's the way things were trending Disadvantages: unfortunate optics

this platform is toast. One too many stupid things happen here. Still can't fix. Time ran out on patience. 10:11pm

I 100% hate Jennifer Aniston for bringing me out of my cave in such foul weather as we've here. It's atrocious. Okay Elon we've seen some of your mighty tricks. What make you of this: vimeo.com/1031830841 Sent him>backtoschoolin' Tossed him. Saddle up, bronco. You ridin'

That looks like Alpha Cat. Isn't he our main gunner? LOL this is going to be such a slaughter. Ok, so wait, who bet on Elon? Nobody bet on Elon? Someone has to bet on @elonmusk or the whole bet doesn't work. Wait, what's the game?

I’m gonna lose my emotional support animal if you don’t help me Kate 😫💧💧💧💧💧you have to help me now and you have to act quickly @katewinsletGHF IM GONNA LOSE MY ONLY FAMILYAND LOSE MY HOUSING I HAVE NOWHERE LEFT TO GO. YOURE THE AUTISM NETWORK YOU HAVE TO HELP ME

First business is clearing my desk. omg ok

@astro_greek lol Save America. Help Trump. In that order. Like father like son. Ok, now I ...let's see...murder all of them, in cold blood, make it look like a bizarre "hunting accident" and we can have final cuts ready before Disclosure Day.

When Lil X asked Elon to help Trump ❤️

I appreciate the flowers but I need the food. Also down to 1 round in the chamber. Last smoke. Things get unpleasant in about 4.5 hours. Casually talking about 9:53pm+4.5 hours as somewhat irritated continue of operation without sustenance of any kind. Poor people will be loving to hear that story of it when it finally gets out in the open how long it took you to unlace shoelaces I already took out of your shoes.

When Elon Musk shows up to a date with flowers but he's already bought Twitter, Tesla, AND SpaceX 💐😂 Which one would impress you more? 👇 A) 💐 The flowers B) 🚀 The rocket

And he strolled back, away from the bar... ...away from her, certainly... strode back over to the jukebox, and, with a moment's hesitation whether he just wanted to jack the box with a quick rap of the butt of his hand and rack them up randomly. And then this is how it went...

but here's just the thing: I drove myself back. Çevir

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just a Whale of information which has foundered against the side of a stubbornly valiant but ultimately unwise civilization. You have Sinistar, Maelstrom, Midtown, Midnight Club, x oh such a deliciously high number of hours-- They drove me to it! They drove me insane I tell you

And finally taking the, yep, i got it sir... ~otto trots off. Like he got a new biscuit to hide. Clever, @potus You give me the osmium biscuit of basketing and you expect me to not immediately commit to sinking 3 after 3 in such rapid succession it looks like half an incoming

@otokyo__ expanding people's brains

I'm sure nobody can guess exactly what this little metal object is for

@Ivanka_Trump_RV off with the shirt, m'lady. I thought we were playing strip poker. I kept staring because I knew you hadst only the light gown left, that you may have "forgotten your knickers or your bustle" or something. No offense, but I thought I'd had the cards...

🚨 Be honest Do you think Ivanka Trump is still looks Beautiful❤? A. Yes B. No

Yes. The "Nodule" concept of life. You have a Nodule. Within in resides your car, your belongings, your bed if you choose to have one. You roll around. Yes. Your vehicle actually ROLLS AROUND. There are compact ones. Smaller than most tractors. Then there are other ones. You are not authorized to see @cobratate class vehicles. These grind up other things.

Elon Musk: "I think it's basically financially insane to buy anything except an electric car that is upgradable to autonomy...It's long term resale value will be less and less...It's like riding a horse using a flip phone."

@Ivanka_Trump_RV seems like she's sitting there waiting for ME to say something/ I just say "Game Over." Melania is the last thing they see and then VaMOOSH! their brains melt and we can handle them as putty.

How would you rate her as a 🇺🇸First Lady from 1 to 10? Be honest 👇

@cb_doge You liked how I landed/antilanded that, then? wow. Cool. My first gj.

The first Starship to Mars will be named "Heart of Gold"

Hey @AdamSandler or @AdamSchefter or @adamlevine or @donttrythis explain to Ms. Aniston that household decorum varies widely based on input...um...breadth. vimeo.com/1036480186

Sometimes they will kick your idea of an "engagement" party into the trashbin with all my other failed experiments. And then that lovely vision will be locked into the cathedral in my mind and all I have fought for will still have been in vain. And then he says, says Peter Gabriel, the trees had burnt all into the ground. And then the people who had the bidirectional timeline "ganged up" on the multiverse-agreement people, And then they Packed their Bags, ALL OF THEM. Court was in deliberation for what seemed like ages. The multiverse people were like, Whelps, fellas, been real. lol no. That last thing didn't happen. Those last two didn't actually. Because I don't care quite THAT much about what you think. 😉 Classic.

The right person won’t always read your mind, but they’ll try to understand you. And you won’t always feel secure, but you’ll feel respected enough to build trust over time.