Brian Kerr

@TouchlineX United should never have bought Sescko, should have kept Hojuland and bought a midfielder instead.

Imagine being Napoli's director... you signed Kevin de Bruyne, Scott McTominay and Rasmus Hojlund. 👀 Premier League clubs saw them as discards; Napoli saw opportunities. 🔥 · KDB's stats this season: 4 goals and 2 assists ✅ · McTominay's stats this season: 7 goals and 3 assists ✅ · Hojlund's stats this season: 12 goals and 3 assists ✅

@ThikaTowntoday Fucking loser

Alejandro Garnacho today became the 10th different Chelsea player to score in the Premier League this season (excluding own goals). Only Arsenal have as many scorers.

@AmorimEra_ @RichFay Click bait, trying for likes. Old and irrelevant news

🚨🇳🇱 | Ruben Amorim does not consider Joshua Zirkzee a pure 9 and believes he lacks the STRENGTH to lead the Manchester United attack. [@RichFay]

@markgoldbridge Mark where is this mornings United Stand?

That post was up for ten minutes and his whole account is now gone...

@markgoldbridge We should then have Bruno behind Cunha and Embeumo, play no striker. 3 number 10s interchanging , with going as false 9, rotating that through the game. Mainoo and Ugarte in the middle. Doghu and Amad, Yoro, Deligt, Mazouri and of course Onana unfortunately as the keeper.

@markgoldbridge In reality unless Anorim has a plan in mind, we should have sold Bruno. The way it is, he has to play Bruno and 1 other, who that is I don't know. We should be playing Mainoo and Ugarte , the most natural duo in there. So where does Bruno then play? Behind front 2, Cunha, Embuemo

Interesting Amorim saying we have a lack of pace in the middle of the park. Exactly right. And exactly why Bruno and Casemiro won't work. Hopefully he changes it.

@markgoldbridge Nooooooooooooo stop it , don't you know how shit this makes us look @ManUtd

Oh ffs! They do it on purpose

@centredevils @gastonedul Advancing as we walk backwards

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Manchester United have advanced for Emi Martínez. Negotiations are underway. [@gastonedul] centredevils.co.uk/transfer-news/…

@RobertKrafts please buy Manchester United in the UK, buy it from the useless Glazers and get us back to the best football in the world.

@utdforever7 @Nabil_djellit #bullshit

🚨Manchester United have enquired about Chelsea striker Nicolas Jackson. The door is open for him to leave Chelsea for around £60M. #MUFC [@Nabil_djellit]

@ManUtd @TomHeatonGK Just get the fucking Embeumo transfer done, you useless bunch of idiots.

Striving for game time and upholding club values are high on @TomHeatonGK's agenda, after recently agreeing a new deal 🤝

@utdforever7 @SkySportsNews @ManUtd No chance, no way, do not want him. Nobody else wants him, so why would we?

🚨BREAKING: Manchester United are exploring the conditions of a potential deal for Ollie Watkins. #MUFC [@SkySportsNews]

@utdforever7 @FabrizioRomano @ManUtd No shit Sherlock 😂😂

🚨BREAKING: Manchester United are set to improve their offer for Bryan Mbeumo. Negotiations with Brentford continue over final details. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

@utdforever7 @ManUtd @premierleague The players threw Ollie under the bus, so he wasn't going to take us anywhere sadly.

@UnitedStandMUFC why no 10am or 2pm show today?

@mufcMPB @lequipe @GFFN Bollocks, pay more and get Viktor Gyökeres, we will go nowhere with an older cut price wannabe.

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United have opened talks with Crystal Palace to sign Jean-Philippe Mateta. Palace have set an asking price of £40m. #MUFC [@lequipe via @GFFN]

@mufcMPB @guardian_sport Bollocks, smoke and mirrors with the planned protest on Sunday against the Glazers and Ineos. Trying to divide the fan base.

🚨 BREAKING: Kobbie Mainoo plans to reject Manchester United’s contract offer and seek a move abroad. #MUFC [@guardian_sport]

@utdforever7 @Plettigoal @ManUtd Deal now off

🚨BREAKING: Mathys Tel has decided to join Manchester United. The two clubs have started concrete negotiations. #MUFC [@Plettigoal]

@themarkrad on our way to Lancaster parkrun then to see @turinbrakes tonight at Manchester Cathedral, where I believe you are playing 😁 Brian and Suzanne on the M6 😁

@ASICSeurope When are they released in the UK 🇬🇧?