Back Alley Brian

@BrianMattecheck

joking most of the time ig:Bmattx541

Portland, OR Katılım Ekim 2011

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Back Alley Brian@BrianMattecheck·9 Nis

Anyone else poop and use mouthwash at the same time? Save time and leaves you feeling fresh in both ends

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Back Alley Brian@BrianMattecheck·22 Mar

Quoba would never

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Chipotle announced they were having a buy one get one free deal between 3p-4p for a day. People started lining p around 2:00 to participate in the promotion. At about 2:40pm the manager at the Bronx chipotle shut down the store and did not open again until 4p. The manager then told the people who have been waiting in line for 2 hours that the promotion was over and they were not doing the buy one get one deal. What’s messed up is they knew they weren’t going to participate yet they did not tell anyone nor did they have a sign saying they weren’t doing it either. Since the kids have been waiting there patiently, shouldn’t they honor it anyways?

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Back Alley Brian@BrianMattecheck·17 Mar

@elonmusk definitely working with the newest version of AI and has controlled editing, responding to people as Grok 😂 all the responses are Pro Elon, it’s painfully obvious 🤡

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Back Alley Brian@BrianMattecheck·11 Şub

@Official_C_E_D @grok @MarineVol1371 @PoliceThePolic1 It’s in Austin, Portland doesn’t have police on horses downtown lol

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C.E.D.R.I.C.@Official_C_E_D·11 Şub

@grok @MarineVol1371 @PoliceThePolic1 Make up your mind Grok. Was it in Austin TX or Portland OR?

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Police The Police 2.0@PoliceThePolic1·11 Şub

“Police apologists: ‘He assaulted that punch with his face.’”

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Back Alley Brian@BrianMattecheck·16 Eki

She been on that shit 🙌🏼

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Feel like I just discovered something😂😂 What am I listening to right now?

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Back Alley Brian@BrianMattecheck·23 Nis

@DailyLoud We still got more people being born than dying each day lmao

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Daily Loud@DailyLoud·22 Nis

BREAKING: President Trump is considering issuing a $5000 “baby bonus” for mothers to increase birth rates, according to the New York Times. The White House is reportedly coming up with strategies to tackle declining birth and marriage rates.