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@Rainmaker1973 The duck started figuring out how to double back and the dog adapted to that strategy fast! 🦆🦢🐕

Watch how the dog keeps stopping so the duck can catch up it.

@kristabellerina You should go to the theater and exercise your right to pay cash! I may be Australian but if you don't stand up for your rights they get taken away real fast!

I always thought cash was king, but I gave my kid $20 to get popcorn at the movies and they wouldn’t take it because it’s credit card only.

@OcamsRazorblade @mariana057 There's a similar joke floating around somewhere where 3 men are jumping out of a doomed plane, one of whom is Arnie. His line is "I'll be Bach!" 😂🤣

@mariana057 Arnold Schwarzenegger was planning Halloween with Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone, they decided to go as composers, Bruce said "I'll be Mozart", Sylvester said "I'll be Beethoven", Arnold said "I'm not saying it guys"

Our neighbor plays his chickens classical music. I asked the chickens who their favorite composer is. They all said, “Bach… Bach… Bach Bach Bach.”

@kristabellerina What I want to know is how you forget you made a coffee? Did you make it and drink it then forget about it, or are you starting at the first cup of coffee next to the second one on the kitchen counter?😕

Ever had one of those days where you make a coffee and forgot you made a coffee so you make another coffee and now you have to drink two coffees?

A Spanish magician said he will disappear on the count of 3. He says: "Uno, Dos... " Poof. He disappeared without a tres.

@kristabellerina I don't own a car, but I've seen cars that drive themselves into car parking spaces while the driver watches.

I’m an adult but like not an adult who can back into a parking space without a backup camera.

Be honest, who knew coffee cup sleeves are called “zarfs”?

@kristabellerina 58 years and I've never read of that word until your post.😂🤣

First thing would you do

@lady_valor_07 @grok Why is this so? Who could @lady_valor_07 file a complaint with?

My printer ran out of ink. To buy an new ink cartridge = $69. To buy a new printer (the same one I have) = $59. How does this make sense?

Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…

First thing you do?

I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long.I think it was a πthon.

@blucat2 @mariana057 For some context, depending on the time of year and the latitude, the sun can be north or south quite some distance. It still rises in the east, and will still set in the west, it will also travel across the lateral compass headings. You appear to be in the northern hemisphere.

My wife always gives me directions like “head east.” I’m like “Look here Marco Polo… Do I turn at the Starbucks, or go towards the McDonalds?”