Briefing Room Bob

Largest crowd ever. twitter.com/steverudinabc7…

Today we remember the 1.2 million heroes lost at the #BowlingGreenMassacre #tcot #trump

This is no longer funny

You aren't dreaming. This is all really happening. Period. #maga #tcot

Scheduling Note: I have a root canal tomorrow and "John Miller" will be briefing instead. #SpicerFacts #maga #tcot

@GaryLegum 1.5 million. Period. #SpicerFacts

I got today's suit @JosABank. Buy one, get three free. Period. #SpicerFacts

@Scott_McCrary 1.5 million. Period.

We will be issuing Virtual Reality headsets to reporters at tomorrow's briefing to ensure they see our reality. #SpicerFacts

1 + 1 = 3. Period. #SpicerFacts #maga #tcot #CommonCore

Donald Trump threw me under the bus because I like it down here. Period. #SpicerFacts #tcot #maga #ilovebuses

@AdamSerwer that's my older brother!

FACT CHECK: Nickelback is the best band and would have played the inauguration but we had already booked @PianoGuys. #maga #SpicerFacts

President Donald J Trump created Twitter. Period. #SpicerFacts #factcheck #maga #tcot #WTFisTCOT

President Trump won the Boston Marathon, twice. Period. #maga #tcot

Donald J Trump was the first man to walk on the moon. Period.

@petersagal @seanspicer @RedSox They hiring? I might need a new gig soon. Period.

FACT CHECK: The silent majority is also invisible. Period. #SpicerFacts twitter.com/Slate/status/8…

@GaryLegum @joshtpm It's really nice under this bus. Period.

@jonlovett @AriFleischer It's really nice under this bus. Period.