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@lindaikeji That was pathetic 😳😳

An avocado thief was forced to eat 51 unripe avocados after being caught harvesting them from a farm.

@DandaroOnline Rinoswera rafukunurwa iro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🙌

#dandarostreets A life of wealth and influence came to a lavish final farewell as Nigerian businessman Igho Ubiribo, popularly known as Ego, was laid to rest in a gold coffin reportedly worth more than US$745,000. Among those present was his close friend and Nigerian music star Davido, who joined mourners in paying their final respects to the influential businessman. Follow our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@daddyhope That's total failure kuMuchato waTaonanyasha kwakaviswa zvipo zvema million

Zimbabwe’s biggest public hospital group, Parirenyatwa Group of Hospitals, has been operating in surgical emergency mode for a week after running out of a critical anaesthetic drug, Propofol. Emergency surgical mode means that the hospital will not perform operations unless they are emergencies. All scheduled operations have been put on hold, and surgeons are only carrying out life-saving procedures. The shortage has disrupted surgical services and highlights the deepening crisis in Zimbabwe’s public healthcare system, where even essential medicines and medical supplies are increasingly difficult to obtain. The crisis has severely disrupted operations. In South Africa, a 20 ml vial of propofol costs only about US$0.80, while a 50 ml vial costs approximately US$2.22 at public-sector procurement prices. This crisis shows how President Mnangagwa’s government has lost sight of important issues, focusing instead on things such as term extensions and maintaining its grip on power while patients die. Zimbabwe is a country that has gone for more than four years without a single working radiotherapy machine for cancer treatment. Recently, a machine that was acquired has continued to break down, meaning cancer patients are still being denied access to this critical treatment. Public hospitals also lack dialysis machines. Chitungwiza Hospital, one of the country’s five main central hospitals, does not have a single dialysis machine, yet it is services over 2 million people in Chitungwiza and Mashonaland East. The level of disregard for human life, incompetence, and corruption has reached frightening levels.

@ZACConline_ Twunyaya here itwotwo varume tipeyi maSerious hamuna chiyamuro, ndiyo fight against corruption iyoyo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🙌

The Zimbabwe Anti-Corruption Commission (ZACC) confirms the arrest of Melline Chirinda, a teacher at St Joseph’s High School in Mutare, on two counts of fraud. Allegations are that between January 2025 and January 2026, Chirinda misrepresented to Mercylyn Gonouya and Hellen Mutseyangwa that she had connections in the Ministry of Primary and Secondary Education (MOPSE) and can help them secure employment as teachers. She demanded USD550 each from both complainants and later became evasive. The matter was reported to ZACC, leading to the arrest of Chirinda on 28 May 2026. Chirinda has since appeared at the Mutare Magistrates’ Court and was remanded to 15 June 2026 on US$100.

@killerzivhu1 Wapihwa Mari ko nhayi Wezhira @killerzivhu1 💵 kuti urumbidze uyu Murume, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🙌

Zimbabweans, here is your future role model and leader. My prayer is to wake up in 2031 and hear that Parliament has elected him President of this country. Those who are jealous of this guy are like people trying to empty the ocean with buckets

@EricLDaugh Your boys will die like flies in Iran 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🙌⌚

🚨 JUST IN: SecWar Pete Hegseth just PERSONALLY joined US Marines and Sailors for an early morning training session on his trip to Singapore THAT'S OUR SECRETARY OF WAR! 👏🏻 How could the left hate this? Strength on the world stage 🇺🇸

@263Chat MP weku Finance Ministry anotsvageyi kuHealth Ministry 😳😳💯🙌

The government has approved the recruitment of 8,785 health workers for 2026 in a move aimed at strengthening Zimbabwe’s public healthcare system. Deputy Finance Minister David Mnangagwa announced the development on Thursday during a Human Resources for Health Dialogue Meeting, saying Treasury would finalize the 2026 financial framework this week to allow the Health Services Commission to begin recruitment immediately. “I’m pleased to formally announce that Treasury has approved 8,785 new health worker posts for 2026,” Mnangagwa said. Follow 263chat whatsapp channel on: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@RexMidzi What are source of Business Interests if I may ask 😳😳

This beautiful woman once Africas richest woman A real Billionaire infact, Africas first female Billionaire worth 3.5 Billion Do you know how she got there ? Do you know why she fell from grace ? Hameno 🤷🏾‍♂️ but why don't people like getting rich properly ?

@WhiteHouse This Madala is now desperate Iran isn't Venezuela 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭💯🙌

"Iran must agree that they will never have a Nuclear Weapon or Bomb... I will be meeting now, in the Situation Room, to make a final determination." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@DandaroOnline Hapana nyaya apa nyaya dzeMujolo porisi inoshaya woo zvekuita 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🙌

#dandarostreets A Harare woman, Annalisa Muguwe, spent last night in police custody after she was arrested yesterday over allegations of cyberstalking and harassment involving a local businessman. Authorities say the case, which reportedly dates back three years, includes alleged breaches of a protection order and cyberbullying claims now under investigation. Follow our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@ChatuBellamine @edmnangagwa @ZANUPF_Official

President ED worked with my father for over five decades, with President ED being his most trusted lieutenant. So, as a matter of fact, I'll support him in whatever he does, as he supports us in ways we never expected. As the Mugabe family, we unequivocally support CAB3.

@HondoPetros @paultungwarara Honorable is American English because X is headquartered there, the Honourable is British standard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BrightItayi @paultungwarara Honorable?

Today, I held a crucial meeting with the ZANU-PF Secretary for Economic Development and Empowerment, Cde Sithembiso Nyoni, at the ZANU-PF Headquarters. Following this engagement, I am pleased to formally announce the reinstatement of the Presidential Empowerment Program. The program will be implemented in strict accordance with the regulations issued by the ZANU-PF Secretary General. Oversight will be provided by the ZANU-PF Treasurer, ensuring accountability and adherence to party directives. Furthermore, the Office of Economic Development and Empowerment will serve as the designated implementation office, tasked with executing the program’s objectives. This initiative reaffirms our commitment to structured empowerment under the guidance of the Party’s leadership. #CAB3

@nickmangwana Imimi Team renyu watichada paThird Republic ndiwa @ProfMthuli @ProfMthuli otherwise the rest shear deadwood!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🙌

RIVERS DECLARED A STATE OF DISASTER •Mazoe River •Murowodzi River •Sanyati River •Murowodzi River •Angwa River • Munyati River •Mupfure River •Umzingwane River • Insiza River •Manzimudaka River •Mutebekwi River •Mtshingwe River •Haroni River •Nyamukwarara River

@263Chat Kwilo Kwilo inoda hunhu nekushandisa vana iwawa kwete kungoti tucha tucha kunyika deep stick muOil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🙌

Two men appeared at the Harare Magistrates Court today facing charges of engaging in sexual relations with underage girls who recently went viral on social media after videos of the pair circulated online. The two girls, believed to be living on the streets, are reportedly pregnant, with one said to be five months pregnant and the other eight months pregnant. The accused persons, who are of no fixed abode, allegedly told the court that the girls were their wives. They appeared before the court and were remanded in custody to June 12 pending finalisation of investigations. Meanwhile, the victims are currently under the care and custody of the Department of Social Welfare.