Breezy

One of my favorite pastimes is gossiping with my mom. She’s a hoot.

I will never forgive U2 for putting that damn album on my phone non consensually.

Everyone congratulating me on all the weight I’ve lost and whole time it’s because one of my organs is fucked up and I have been sick for two months 😍😍😍

I can’t believe I had a drinking problem and I never smoked a cigarette. I feel like 30 is a great time to start.

@NiHaoRosie Thank you!!!!

I used Snapchat stickers to edit nails on so I could send pictures of my engagement ring to my family.

@DoctorBearFace Thanks dude! We’re eloping at the Taco Bell cantina

@Briswerc Woah fuck yeah dude congrats!!!

Demi Moore really said “I’m back bitches”

Is it too late for my mom to abort me?

My aunt promised me she would rent an ice cream truck for me when I finished my doctorate and that is the only thing pushing me through these next couple years.

Why did no one tell me abercrombies clothes were so cute now?

Never thought I’d be so excited to use a professional carpet cleaning machine but I guess this is 30.

CAN PEOPLE HIDE THEIR LIKES ON HERE NOW? Boooooooo 🍅

I want to learn how to weld so badly.

Drinking chamomile tea and watching myth busters.

Can a linguistics expert explain to me why ‘colonel’ is pronounced like that?

@matthe_www I think of this video every time I eat one

Pears are so underrated.

I’ve been giving out my sourdough starter to people and she made it to France!

@AverageMarkTV It sounds weird coming from anyone who didn’t know me pre 2012 🥲

@Briswerc Idk why but calling you breezy sounds so odd to me lol. You’re only Bri’s-work to me (briswerc)

Upset with myself for going by Bree instead of Breezy because I was embarrassed of my cool ass name.