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Hard to believe that Donald Trump having sex resulted in something worse for him than Don Jr.

On #OpeningDay, the Manhattan DA hits it out of the park. #Colbert

Alvin Bragg better have some tiny handcuffs.

Is it sad that a former US president has been indicted - sure. Is it sad that it’s donald trump - nope, not even a little. In fact, it’s glorious. So I’ll cheers to that. 🥂

Daily Show staff when Trump gets indicted 10 minutes before taping

Republicans have banned: - CRT - Books - Abortions - Saying GAY - Black History - Contraceptives - Voting drop boxes - Drag queen readings - Michelangelo's David - Tampons for students (Idaho) US: What about assault weapons? THEM: Nah, bans don't work.

Hillary right now

know who didn't just get fucking indicted? the email lady

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The US netted more jobs this month alone than the entirety of Donald Trump’s presidency.

a ten year old child was raped in Ohio and had to travel to Indiana to get an abortion. how did Republicans respond? by outlawing abortion in Indiana. fucking ghouls

Dear Republicans, Joe Biden won the 2020 election, Covid is real, climate change is real, inflation is global, no one is gonna raise your taxes unless you happen to make more than $400K a year, gas prices are falling & we are not in a recession. These are facts. You’re welcome.

In a country where we cannot be forced to donate blood, bodily fluids, bone marrow, or organs against our will even to a person who will die without them, you cannot tell women that their uteruses belong to the state the moment they are impregnated. Be afraid, @GOP.

Trump is literally sleepwalking through his CPAC speech like someone who wandered out of a nursing home. Meanwhile, the “sleepy” guy in the Oval Office’s VP just cast the tie-breaking vote to pass the biggest environmental protection and economic relief bill in decades.

Thank goodness for animals other than humans. Unlike humans, other animals keep me sane and happy. If it weren't for my cats, I probably wouldn't be here.