UK Police

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UK Police

UK Police

@BritishPoliceUK

UK Police Force of banter & pastries. Not for reporting crime, use 999/112. Feel free to report ghost sightings to us though.

Katılım Aralık 2013
45 Takip Edilen27 Takipçiler
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Small earthquake hits just off coast of Plymouth. No reported casualties. Town centre destroyed. Estimated £200 worth of damages
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Wannabe hipsters stage protest in Notting Hill after bar found selling Peroni for less than £4.50 a pint.
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Hull FC fans detained for shocking fashion crimes.
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Reports of Stoke-On-Trent being stolen are true. Suspicions fall on visiting Somalian pirates. Prime Minister has thanked them personally.
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Assault at Indian Restaurant in Bury St Edmonds. One customer left in korma. #banter
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Vote on National Chav Cull to on 14th December
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Warning drivers to be careful when in the Old Trafford area, everyone seems to be getting 3 points #football #epl #mufc #banter
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Coke now at all time high in city centres. Public advised to buy in multipacks and not vending machines especially at live event arenas
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