Brian Vanvestraut

"My doctor told me to limit my wine intake to one glass a night, but last time I checked, bottles are made of glass." -Stephen Colbert

I might actually throw up. #selltheteam

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

1-10, 4 BB, 3 K, 0 XBH, 0 RBI No name needed, we all know who this is. Safe trip back to Queens

"I really hate my life right now. Why do I play video games if they make me cry?"

"Leave me alone, I'm emotional."

@mjvanvestraut plays Astro Bot: a thread.