broad stweet

this is one of those tweets you read and realize you’ll be quoting for a long, long time

@Eagles Phillies baseball admin

sooooooooooo... what do y'all do on Sundays now?

@1andOnlyItalo @realapp It says in 2026

@Broad_STweet @realapp did you read the initial post at all?

Joel Embiid leads all centers in scoring in 2026.

@1andOnlyItalo @realapp Vucevic has played 25 more games

@realapp i’m the biggest embiid fan but vucevic has more points than him this season😭

@Phillies RANGERS BRACKET BUSTED

THIS IS MARSH MADNESS

@sixers Broad_STweet is AVAILABLE to watch tonight

Tyrese Maxey and Kelly Oubre Jr. are AVAILABLE tonight

Luka Doncic has scored 476 points in a 12-game span averaging 38 minutes per game. Joel Embiid scored 481 in a 12-game span between 12/15/23 and 1/22/24, needing only 34 minutes per game. All while playing elite defense. #noticing

objectively hilarious

It’s genuinely devastating that we’ll never get an Angel Hernandez ABS game

@Phillies We should have given him 56 Schwarbillion dollars

🚨 OPENING DAY SCHWARBOMB! 🚨

@JoelEmbiid My goat knows ball

Cruz, get ready to learn DH buddy!!

@sixers Things we love to see: - it

things we missed:

Embiid was on 84 pt pace in his first game back from injury but I gotta watch “Paul George” lay bricks

@sixers So true

JOEL EMBIID.

The Milwaukee Bucks are waiving Cam Thomas just weeks after signing him, sources tell ESPN.

@Msamalam @SziIlar Are you stupid? You removed the Paris metro and then asked where all the people went?

@SziIlar Yeah it is. The country ass bedtowns (suburbs) will never be considered Paris.

I actually don’t understand how France has 69 million people. Where are they? 5 largest cities: Paris 2 million Marseille 0.8MM Lyon 0.5MM Toulouse 0.5Mm Nice 0.3MM Where are they all hiding? In the countryside? The “big” cities are so tiny.

so much white violence it had Bill Rafferty saying take me to the Balkans 😭😭😭

getting hit with the 🧊 feels like a shotgun to the chest

@Phillies Third Phillie to prove that you can be so ass that you still suck on PEDs

The Phillies issued the following statement regarding Johan Rojas:

personally I think saying playoffs should be included is way less ridiculous than saying Wilt’s record should have stopped because he got ejected 5 min into a game