Captain Fullshed

@TheMagaHulk He kinda look like Jared Leto! The second coming???

Remember when British forensic experts and Israeli archaeologists claimed that Jesus was this hideous brown guy? Now that the Shroud of Turin has been confirmed authentic, AI has been used to determine what Jesus actually looked like, and it matches how He was always depicted.

@toby_021239316 @peacock This you bitching about paying for grocery bags? You’re naive to think that bags for your groceries are going to be free. The Olympics is a non commercial event put on by mostly volunteers, the advertising is a symptom of corporate greed.

How are YOU planning to watch the #ParisOlympics?

@toby_021239316 @peacock You must love NBC, really enjoy coming to the aid of a multibillion dollar company huh? Bet you love watching ADs

@toby_021239316 @peacock Seems like blatant greed to me.

@PeacockTVCare I did, peacock ignored that like they ignored the mistakes made in their streaming services from last Olympics.

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@shwangardini Surely the next scratch off will hold the keys to my freedom

@elonmusk Needs a sick guitar solo when the logo comes up.

You look like your family came over on the gayflower

im autistic about my wife . My special interest is her smile. my, stim is texting her pictures of clouds . My melting down is when her phone battery dies . my special interest is her laugh

@mattwritesbooks Can’t wait to get tickets!

@GoBrightline @DaWittyOne22 I saw your train moving slower than traffic on 528

@DaWittyOne22 Hi! At speeds of up to 79 mph, we're able to provide a safe, express route from Miami to West Palm Beach. The additional infrastructure we have constructed allows our trains to reach top speeds of approx. 125 mph between Cocoa and the Orlando International Airport.

Orlando ↔ Miami Orlando ↔ Ft. Lauderdale Orlando ↔ West Palm Beach Orlando ↔ Boca Raton Orlando ↔ Aventura

I think Sex with Doja Cat would be very annoying and that’s why I told her No

@timbutterly @Tastykake Strange that could happen, I didn’t think that there was any actual food products in these.

Yo I’ve never seen anything like this. What the heck @Tastykake? How?

@CrusaderKings Can I equip items properly now or is that still broke?

Console Update 10 🎮 ✅ Numerous frontend & backend changes to conserve memory and improve stability ✅ Xbox audio stutter resolved ✅ Retract Vassal, Elope Scheme, and Upgrade Building UI improved And more! See the forum post for the full changelog: pdxint.at/3qgrTtJ

@jimmykimmel Are you making fun of his voice disability? That seems awfully ableist.

wow! we each gained 29 lbs? that almost sounds like nonsense! (there’s a good possibility this guy is Borat)

me after an edible

*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask

@oblivion_rtf When the guards walked into Epstein’s cell.

Damn. Killed himself. Must have had some sort of magic item we didn't notice.