Connor Oscroft

People always tell me to go to the GP when I'm unwell... erm hun theres only one GP that can give me medical advice and that's @GwynethPaltrow 😍😍 #goop

@McDonaldsUK @McDonalds let's drop the games. Why isn't the McGriddle available in the UK? Do you have some aversion to making fat stacks of cash? I would singlehandledly keep you in business for the remainder of the financial year.

@ChappellRoan do you agree with me that the lyrics to The Giver would flow better if it was "'Cause you ain't gotta tell me, it's just in my nature baby, I'm a giver, so take it liker a taker"? Let me know. Connor

@Victorianplumb hey. Fuck you. Fuck you and your fucking shit advert.

@chrispacket07 @chrispacket69 @chrispacket71 @chrispacket12 @Chrispacket5 @Chrispacket1981 @Chrispacket6 @Chrispacket99 Lads did you see this?

@chrispacket07 @chrispacket69 @chrispacket71 @chrispacket12 @Chrispacket5 @Chrispacket1981 @Chrispacket6 @chrispacket1231 @Chrispacket99 Ya name sounds like crisp packet.

Ya reckon there's anyone in the world called Chris Packet? (Like crisp packet)

@avebury_of hello, I purchased your lapis lazuli hare but I'm having issues with it. I purchased it around 3 weeks ago but my 3rd eye remains closed. Can you offer any advice?

I think its time we called them antiHERstimines. We need to do better as a society. #feminist #ally #matriarchy

@VMG0410 It happened

@historyinmemes Oh shit you mean the bit where he beat him in that fight? Groundbreaking realisation

According to the novelization of Return of the Jedi, this is the moment that Vader realized Luke was more powerful than him

@JustEatUK how about instead of paying celebrities for these shit adverts you reduce the upcharge

This new #TakeshisCastle is inspiring me to learn Japanese so I don't have to listen to the commentary. @duolingo can you recommend anywhere to learn?

@McDonalds bring the McGriddle to England you cowards

@TheSteveBurnio I periodically go back and watch Simon and Daves Roundabout video and Dave and Jim playing Singles 2: Triple Trouble. Will be a shame if they're gone

Another way: VideoGamer didn't just give me a job, or a profile, or a 'brand'. It gave me something to cling on to when I was negotiating my own hell on earth. I would like to know why people who have told me it also helped them now can't watch it. I better be wrong.

Now that I'm back from attending to certain other business, is VideoGamerTV still nuked, and if so, can someone give me a very straight answer as to why?

@LidlGB I think you want to edit this ad on Instagram. Not sure these poses are sending the right message. Unless the message is: Handjob That He's Not Really Enjoying

Really @disney? You're going to release a new episode of The MANdalorian today? Of all days?... Call me when you have the courage to make The Womandalorian. #IWD2023 #InternationalWomensDay #TheMandalorian

@DylanOscroft @DGDtheband Kanye West? In this day and age? I didnt realise my brother was an antisemite 😕 #sorry #problematic

Damn @DGDtheband yet again who is surprised

@marshmello @CalvinHarris @Zedd @deadmau5 @djsammy one for next year: a good name for a Halloween DJ event would be Trick Or Beats #allaboutthatbass #partytunes #decksbetterthansex

Loving the new Pink song! The one about not being like a girly girl, being a tough girl thats not like other girls. You know the one! Banger! @Pink #notlikeothergirls #altchick #rockchick

@spookyvirgo @borithan @Rintastica @jeremysmiles Laziness

@borithan @Rintastica @jeremysmiles You can’t think of any reasons? Do you need help

every time there's a video like this that's like "our subway system is better than nyc's" it's like a bunch of cool stuff and then "it doesn't run at night" and i'm like okay lmao

@Lovehoney What does orgasm mean

Drop a 💦 if you've orgasmed today

If you find yourself with too much faith in your fellow man, take a trip to your local airport and board a plane. Nothing will help you learn to resent other human beings more. #travel #wanderlust