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@trubearski @mikehogsj Ouch

I feel like John Calipari in the one and done era. It’s a cold, dark world out there

@WillSammon I was told the Brewers were wrong for fleecing the Mets in this trade and that we are bad for baseball lol

How to interpret Freddy Peralta’s ‘no comments’ regarding extension talks with Mets nytimes.com/athletic/71530…

@Raindropsmedia1 So you start crying and you instantly think “hey record me crying so I can explain what just happened” in the middle of the store… with a microphone?

Woman who lost 250 pounds breaks down in tears after a random woman in a store comments on her weight loss and body in a wild, taunting way

@JaguarGator9NFL It’s like when a guy make a funny joke at a party and then says the same joke over and over for the rest of the night thinking everyone will still laugh.

Times Jomboy, an official partner of Major League Baseball, tweeted on Opening Day by team: Dodgers: 4 Pirates: 4 Mets: 3 Angels: 2 Phillies: 2 Orioles: 2 Brewers: 1 Astros: 1 Padres: 1 Reds: 1 Every other team: 0 Times Jomboy tweeted about a man sitting down: 9

@nathanmarzion Was a good run, guess it’s time to wait another 15 years before we’re relevant again.

It's official. For the first time in 10 years, the Bucks will not make the playoffs.

@WSRanter @nathanmarzion There were bad moves, yes, but untimely injuries really destroyed any chance we had at getting another title

@nathanmarzion Shit coach. Shit GM. Dame was a disaster. Just did everything wrong since winning the title.

@dontdoit_coin @DonaldNick13233 @lankretard look at that, a loser crypto bro.

@DonaldNick13233 @lankretard Oh imagine, a racist Packers fan

Are we fucking serious!?

@DonaldNick13233 @lankretard Yep, so unfair, she should be only going for people like me!

@lankretard Shit like this just pisses me tf off.

@lankretard What am I doing wrong?!?

@Tim_Walz No fraud

No kings.

@WallStreetApes These people need to get a job. Being retired has clearly made them go mentally insane.

Elderly white liberals are out for the No Kings Day protest in Massachusetts These people sit glued to their mainstream media television screens, get brainwashed, and are now protesting with their walkers Restore the Smith-Mundt Act

@wallass876 I can just use ai to give me what I want.

Ça m’fait plus rien. Elles nous ont ruiné ce plaisir. On a trop vu de culs en accès libre et illimité.

@josh_uglyasf This is what a country filled with entitlements does to people. “If I lose it all it’s okay I’m sure I’ll get free money from the government” and she’s not wrong.

Shes 25 and she says she retiring with no savings… she says everyone should’ve retiring😭😭😁😁😁

@josh_uglyasf She doesn’t want a “provider” she wants a sugar daddy. She doesn’t want kids or maintain a home, she wants someone who will give her a credit card and tell her to “buy whatever you want”

The audacity on her… bro the cooked nature of this generation is🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@AdamMcCalvy Not my king Vaughn

Brewers 1B Andrew Vaughn has a hand injury, which precipitated the call-up for top catching prospect Jefferson Quero, according to a source. Quero is a RH hitter, and will give the Brewers some flexibility to use backup catcher Gary Sánchez at first base when it makes sense.

@CyrtHogg @AdamMcCalvy Oh thank god

Sources: William Contreras is not the corresponding move for Jeferson Quero's promotion.

@miiilato Have fun finding an employer who will hire someone who’s going to be senile in a few years.

new concept: reverse retirement i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

@aleabitoreddit Photonics are the only thing keeping my portfolio from complete devastation right now.

My portfolio has drawdowns from Macro as well. YTD is now 527%. After the index crashed -7%. - $AAOI “crashed” from $30 -> $100 -> $96… - $LITE “crashed” from $330-> $800 -> $702… - $AXTI “crashed” from $15 -> $70 -> $60… I’m not underestimating the War in Iran. This has serious consequences to liquidity/energy, so I’ve winded down margin. But if a company is going from $134m quarterly revenue to projected $1.54B a quarter from Made in America optical transceiver ramps... or if the tiny $3.6B company owns the materials supply chain for the hyperscaler photonics buildout... or a tiny laser supplier at $290m in $SIVE feeds to $MRVL CPO programs or Jabil transcivers... or a optical giant like $LITE is sold out of EML capacity until 2028... or a small European company in $SOI provides all the substrates required for silicon photonics / CPO. or a small European company in $IQE has latent reactor capacity multiple times what their valued at… or a memory company like SK Hynix is projected to make more than what their current market cap is in 3 years… There’s going to be tons of volatility on the way up, as markets realize their importance to supply chains But if you can’t bypass them to scale AI. Or they’re designed into the supply chains of $AMZN or $MSFT. Maybe they tend to outperform the market?

@69420yourmother What if it’s underneath a white polo in order to hide my nipples?

If you’re over the age of 16 and you wear a white shirt under your dress shirts or polos you are a faggot

@LegionHoops BREAKING no one cares

BREAKING: The first father-to-son assist in NBA history