☾ ● ジェイ ●☽

Welcome to my account. I'm not tied to anyone! I'm not tied to anything! I'm fandomless, hopeless, copeless. Say less? My pussy pops severely and yours doesn't. I am him, I will continue to be him. I like figures, wrestling, video games, comics, stuff that tickles my fancy!

@MurfsHello It's chud time

Fuck my life bro

@felumswago Melons

boobs to your mouth name a fruit

Um. Notoriously Syphilis if untreated for long periods of time literally eats away at your brain 💀

@blephin_ I CASTRATED MYSELF TO ENTER THE DIY SCENE.

@lucawya Dead in a second

You have to survive for FIVE minutes in a fight against your profile picture. Can you do it?

and seeing your favorite sfw artist on twitter drawing nsfw is like seeing your teacher at a strip club

Gun to your head name a reason to live

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

@slothy_420 Bass

gun to your head name a fish

@nocontextmemes Me masking my depression but when it slips out I have to recalibrate so people don't get concerned.

@ayoo_shawn @artfuIchaos @afukinblkbarbie Nah throw a mountain, bury them in Boulders.

@artfuIchaos @afukinblkbarbie Nah that’s not what it means. When they disrespect you DISRESPECT THEM HARDER! If they throw a pebble, you throw a brick! … be BIGGER!

“be the bigger person” be sounding a lot like “accept the disrespect”

@animalfarmfilm I ain't watching that slop

Animal Farm takes over theaters May 1st. 🐖 Tickets on sale now!

“if you’re a writer, say ‘i miss you’ without writing ‘i miss you’.”

@Helldivers_NOW He speaks from experience hence the warning. It wasn't a suggestion but a premonition.

@miriam_choomie Me because unlike Morgan Mid Hands I can use the power of Mods. He will die a stinky boy.

Alright. Enough time has passed. Who is winning this?

@james_xond Bet your sweet ass I would

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $2M in the lottery today?