Mark Jones

Never ever thought I'd see us at Wembley. One off the bucket list twitter.com/CheckatradeTrp…

Petrol stations up and down the country seeing Argyle on this.

Empty seats everywhere at Wembley

Couldn't of happened to a nicer club

@SimonLSport Would've asked them for a game of I Spy myself but this isn't bad

This is exactly the sort of shithousery football needs at a time like this. #Pompey

@Pompey Should ask @SouthamptonFC if they fancy a game of I Spy

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Not anymore you ain't

I posed as a right news reporter on the Tommy Robinson march, and lots of people wanted to deport Tommy Robinson

UK finished bottom of Eurovision again because we entered with a terrible song... again! #Eurovision

Slightly redeemed by a Lordi cameo. But on the whole, shit #Eurovision

This has been one of the worst Eurovisions I can remember. Only 2 songs were ok, the rest were hot garbage #Eurovision

It’s 39 years to the day since Coventry’s Keith Houchen soared like a golden fucking eagle at Wembley. The gold standard of diving headers.

It’s impossible to overstate my love for the FA Cup in this era — and this match. On 16/05/1987, I was nearly 10, a fan of neither club, but that day is etched in my memory. Iconic kits, brilliant players, and a ding-dong match, all played out in the Wembley sunshine on that unique-looking pitch. The FA Cup was so special.

If you’re going to the Tommy Robinson march today then you’re a cunt 😘

FA Cup Winners. 🏆 #OTD in 1987.

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@Cultaholic Grim news, all the best folks x

An update from Cultaholic Wrestling:

Trump had one of his worst mental health episodes yet last night, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list: 10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016 10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump 10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested 10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes 10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none) 10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?) 10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election 10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower 10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign 10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin 10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again 10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna 10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested 10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason 10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes 10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti 10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason 10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies 10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store 10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order 10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again 10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying 10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics 10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair 10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t) 10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted 10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way 11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information 1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool This man is clearly not well.

Seeing Doug, Frank and the lads walk in with the trophy was a bit special. It reminded me of the episode of Only Fools when Del Boy, Rodney and the girls go the Nags Head after becoming millionaires. Everyone just stands up & applauds and they just soak it all in! #PUSB

Barry Bannan looking every bit the 105 year old he is

I’ve seen the clickbait nonsense flying around the last few days and usually I let it slide — but in the spirit of being more real online, I thought I’d set the record straight for the tenth time for all the “journos” out there. Growing up in Bedford, I was football obsessed, but we didn’t have a big local club. From as young as I can remember every summer we’d spend six weeks in Ireland with family who were mad about Manchester United, so naturally I became a fan too watching Ronaldo, Scholes and the rest from afar on the TV. My dad’s a “Gaelic man, not a soccer man” and because he worked weekends and money was tight, I only made it to Old Trafford once as a kid. At the same time, I started playing myself. I ended up having trials at multiple professional clubs before joining the  junior teams at Luton Town, which is probably where some of the confusion from these “reporters” comes from. For clarity: I never supported Luton. Then came Coventry City - In 2016, my manager (a lifelong Sky Blues fan since 1985) took me to my first game. My nan was from Coventry, and my grandad and great-grandad were massive Cov fans, so I was curious to experience the city and the club for myself…