Ash Gaines

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Ash Gaines

@Broken_Halberd

I tweet shit. sometimes I also talk shit over at @falsestartspod. stick it in your earholes.

London, England Katılım Ocak 2013
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Hamson Dan
Hamson Dan@Alldogsaredead·
Today is my 33rd birthday. Here's a photo of me being hot in an Elevator to celebrate.
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Ash Gaines
Ash Gaines@Broken_Halberd·
@WorstBlobby What are your preferred essential oils for a diffuser?
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Mr. Blobby
Mr. Blobby@WorstBlobby·
SINCE NOTHING MUCH IS GOING ON THIS WEEK HOW ABOT U ASK BLOBY ANY THING YOU LIKE
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False Starts Podcast
False Starts Podcast@FalseStartsPod·
MRW I learn the new #Mulan movie has a lady who can turn into an eagle but no comedy dragon. @disneyplus Dishonour! Dishonour on your whole family! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow!
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Ash Gaines
Ash Gaines@Broken_Halberd·
Watching #SonicMovie I didn't realise it was just going to be a chilli dog vore porno. Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was playing in the next screen so I got to learn about peregrine falcons instead.
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False Starts Podcast
False Starts Podcast@FalseStartsPod·
@empiremagazine #Question Building a playroom for the kids. They'll have a telly and blu ray player up there (for the times when I need the screaming to stop... And the kids to be quiet too). What movies, beyond the usual Disney classics and DreamWorks fair do you recommend?
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Ash Gaines
Ash Gaines@Broken_Halberd·
@FalseStartsPod James Cordon has fucking top billing?! James Fucking Cordon?! Here's hoping the Internet demands they're all replaced by nice looking sonics. And we have a live viewing of James Cordon getting caught and neutered.
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Ash Gaines
Ash Gaines@Broken_Halberd·
Yes, the #JohnLewisXmasAd is pretty bad. But the song cover in it is absolute wank. Sounds like it was performed by Scorpions, with the guy half-heartedly trying to pronounce the lyrics without knowing the language.
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False Starts Podcast
False Starts Podcast@FalseStartsPod·
If you are a fan of our #Podcast 1 - Gross. Why? 2 - We've just finished recording the most False Starty of False Starts. If you're a fan. I think you'll be happy #RemoWilliams #WTF
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Ash Gaines
Ash Gaines@Broken_Halberd·
Anni! My boy! The result of me pumping my hot alien jizz into your mother! Check out my sweet hat! I bought it with the money I earned from selling her! @Dan_wookie
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José María Luna
José María Luna@JoseMLuna·
If comedy is dead because of woke culture then explain this scene
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Ash Gaines@Broken_Halberd·
@SpursOfficial Did he not consider my fantasy team before planning this child? 😅 Félicitations, Hugo!
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Tottenham Hotspur
Tottenham Hotspur@SpursOfficial·
📰 Hugo Lloris misses today's game due to his wife giving birth. #THFC ⚪️ #COYS
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