Ash Gaines

@Alldogsaredead Happy birthday, Jacksom Baby, from @premierinn, may all your annual celebrations be premier in every way!

Today is my 33rd birthday. Here's a photo of me being hot in an Elevator to celebrate.

@WorstBlobby What are your preferred essential oils for a diffuser?

SINCE NOTHING MUCH IS GOING ON THIS WEEK HOW ABOT U ASK BLOBY ANY THING YOU LIKE

@FalseStartsPod @disneyplus Yeh stop putting womon especilly chinese womon in muh Mulan film!

MRW I learn the new #Mulan movie has a lady who can turn into an eagle but no comedy dragon. @disneyplus Dishonour! Dishonour on your whole family! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow!

It's about time he read it. Obviously nobody did before they got together for the films.

@VerbalDiorama @FalseStartsPod Spray the cops instead

@FalseStartsPod .... and the speed of car repairs. And the fact that a respray makes you invisible to the cops....🤷‍♀️😁 It's almost like it's not a realistic depiction of life.... 😂

#GrandTheftAuto gave me unrealistic expectations as to the price of car repairs.

Watching #SonicMovie I didn't realise it was just going to be a chilli dog vore porno. Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was playing in the next screen so I got to learn about peregrine falcons instead.

Hot damn! We are @filmstoriespod #Podcast of the week! Massive thanks to Film Stories and Em McGowan for the write up. Expect to see this mentioned a few more times, were gonna ride this train.

@FalseStartsPod @empiremagazine Doom (2005)

@empiremagazine #Question Building a playroom for the kids. They'll have a telly and blu ray player up there (for the times when I need the screaming to stop... And the kids to be quiet too). What movies, beyond the usual Disney classics and DreamWorks fair do you recommend?

A Quiet Place Part II: A Talky Shooty Loud Place, where we abandon the fun interesting niches of the first film and instead focus on "oooh more people, more action, and the people are baaaaad!". @TysBeanieBabies @Dan_wookie looks like a promising franchise ender.

Best video of 2019 makes a late entry twitter.com/nnpeoples97/st…

How has this been greenlit as promotional material? Surely this is a behind the scenes little gag while they're goofing about far from any professional scriptwriters.

@RickPowellAuth @TysBeanieBabies @FalseStartsPod @Dan_wookie I either did, or it was in the run up to getting one. Gotta learn that sweet fish responsibility! Strangely nowhere in those books did it say "don't drop fish onto floor".

@Broken_Halberd @TysBeanieBabies @FalseStartsPod @Dan_wookie Did you have an aquarium at the time?

Should @FalseStartsPod review Santa Claus Conquers the Martians for Christmas? @Broken_Halberd @Dan_wookie @TysBeanieBabies @ashens @redlettermedia @Sequelisers

@TysBeanieBabies @RickPowellAuth @FalseStartsPod @Dan_wookie We're gonna watch home video of child me opening such classic Christmas gifts as Lord of the Rings Warhammer, gameboy advance games, and books about proper aquarium maintenance.

@RickPowellAuth @FalseStartsPod @Broken_Halberd @Dan_wookie @ashens @redlettermedia @Sequelisers It's @Broken_Halberd's turn

@FalseStartsPod James Cordon has fucking top billing?! James Fucking Cordon?! Here's hoping the Internet demands they're all replaced by nice looking sonics. And we have a live viewing of James Cordon getting caught and neutered.

If you thought it couldn't get worse than the first trailer... You poor poor fool. #Cats #Meow

Yes, the #JohnLewisXmasAd is pretty bad. But the song cover in it is absolute wank. Sounds like it was performed by Scorpions, with the guy half-heartedly trying to pronounce the lyrics without knowing the language.

If you are a fan of our #Podcast 1 - Gross. Why? 2 - We've just finished recording the most False Starty of False Starts. If you're a fan. I think you'll be happy #RemoWilliams #WTF

Anni! My boy! The result of me pumping my hot alien jizz into your mother! Check out my sweet hat! I bought it with the money I earned from selling her! @Dan_wookie

If comedy is dead because of woke culture then explain this scene

@SpursOfficial Did he not consider my fantasy team before planning this child? 😅 Félicitations, Hugo!

📰 Hugo Lloris misses today's game due to his wife giving birth. #THFC ⚪️ #COYS