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BroncosCountryLetsCry
@BroncosCryAgain
sentenced to eternal suffering of being a broncos fan @ChargersWorld is a pussy #1 Pat Bryant Glazer
Katılım Şubat 2022
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@CookedByNix 0-3 head to head vs. Justin
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@Jay452688273331 @AriZirba @TayMc7 @AjTooClean LMAO 0 POINTS IN 3 QUARTERS 2 FUMBLES DRAKE “ checkdown” MAYE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@AriZirba @TayMc7 @AjTooClean When did I say that? Justin Herbert has had hype for half a decade Drake Maye pulled a team out of the slums in his first full nfl season. Get the fuck out the convo bud lmfao
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@CalebLogan33 @NFLMemes Would you like some tissues?
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@NickAdamsinUSA Top ten things that NEVER happened
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I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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@DNVR_Broncos Bo shoulda been playing in this game, this ain’t fucking fair bruh
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@J_FranklinMyers Next season, y’all gonna ball tf out
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@Jay452688273331 Did you just go full retard mid conversation? Bro thinks I’m crying in fits of rage 😭😭😭
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@BroncosCryAgain Sure bud, hey toss up that fan boy “StiDdY” PFP for us one last time so we can get another laugh nerd. That shit switched real quick 😂
GIF
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@Jay452688273331 Yup, call me a bitch again, you come up with that on your own?
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@Jay452688273331 Your stalking my profile now holy obsessed just say I’m in your head rent free

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@BroncosCryAgain @KelbermanNFL It’s called receipts. I love handing em out. 😎
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@Jay452688273331 @KelbermanNFL Why are you sending me like 50 tweets dude, obsessed much?
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@BroncosCryAgain @KelbermanNFL Where’s the tough talk you been yapping over the past week sir? 🎤 🦗
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