Bronson Stephens

Acetylene

Thank you National Park Radio for spending 1,472 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/20riiQz… I love all your music but “Go” is definitely my favorite song!

@wandadeglane @Nataliew198 What about people who fly confederate flags on their trucks?

@weird_hist Looks like the one Alec Steele made or copied from.

A parrying dagger - carried in the left hand to block a sword while freeing the right hand to attack.

@kalliohton That’s a dude?

Chairs are underappreciated

@evxncarter Nothing wrong with just dating without the intention to marry.

@evxncarter @IovelyAna Let that sink in

@bIondiewasabi Hey that’s me

women see a 140lb white boy with a jawline and a nicotine addiction and are like “he’s the one”

@CumingDeborah @weird_sci Really? What do they sound like?

@Hhare11 Honestly never really bothered me

Sleep paralysis is fun 🙃

@Grandpa It’s cause they’re out there doing real work and you’re just sitting at home.

i thought the weirdest part about getting a brazilian wax was going to be a stranger looking at my vagina but no, it was when she said “knees to your chest” so she could look at my asshole

Me

Only in Minnesota

R.I.P. 2019 (2019 - 2019)

@CloudNineA_ @dxxnya @samosarani Aw shit. I thought I was the racist one

i took his phone and searched my name in his messages to see what he was saying about me and he asked his friends if he should tell me to get an ass reduction because my ass is so fat and when my cheeks clap they register on the richter scale because my ass is so big and

@dxxnya Shoot. I thought that was a really good joke 😂

you guys are so bad at jokes , people are telling me to dump him because i’m perfect the way i am and aren’t questioning the richter scale thing, i hate it here