beej

I have never seen a tweet I relate to more.

I got paid today so you know what that means! That’s right! I’m going to pay my bills and then be broke again for the next two weeks!

Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

had a great date tonight (saw a movie by myself and got Chinese food afterwards)

first date idea: u invite me to ur company holiday party and i accidentally black out

my cat when i sleep at someone else’s house for a night

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

literally obsessed with people who teach themselves things or invest in random classes. LEARNING IS HOT!!!! take a french cooking class. beginners sewing. adult gymnastics. doing things out of the SPICE of curiosity is HOT!!!!!!!!!

"you barely talk to me" i ghost my family too, don't take it personally

source??? pattern recognition

How do people just casually get so many photos taken of them by their friends. Is there a conversation that happens

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

i highly recommend getting yourself a “how can i help” partner and not “you will be fine” partner.

Real teams 0-1 rn, we prefer to get it out the mud

FSU is so back!

i don’t want a nicer body for men i want a nicer body so i can sit in my room alone and look at it