Bropen Colonel

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP: Will Waters has done something few men ever have. While he may not be a staff member, help me in congratulating him on his perfect stand against LaGrange College.

Today’s game recap

That’s a St. Patty’s day W! Congrats to Cooper “Cheddar Jack” Chunn on his first career win. Solid performances from Cole “Initials” Porter, Mason “WTLCO” Schoonover, Jackson “Grumps” Collett, Marco “Zaxbys” Cabrera, Wynn “Balright” Boren, and Brady “No rush” Greene

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! We’re on the road at Lughrainj College. Cole “Leprechaun” Porter will get the rock. Tune in or come on out at 4pm!

I’d do anything to be a bread stick in Cam Welsh’s wet, juicy mouth. Mmmmmmm… anyways Cam Welsh bump day ig

Halla bump day will feed generations

Staff throwing flames today against the whatever Marietta’s mascot is. Get the hell out of my state.

That’s 2 Ws and 2 saves for Jon “Spares” Strydom! The Vikes come back to take the series. Great performances from Cam “Hour Shower” Welsh, Brady “Butters” Greene, Eric “Overhead” Fountain, and Cole “Laundry Man” Porter. We’re back in action Tuesday at home!

Get me the hell out of Ohio

We’re back in Ohio. The Vikes are looking to bounce back from yesterday as we take on Murieta at 1 pm. Jackson “LeBron” Halla will be on the bump. Come on out or tune in!

PS… CP is the name of a teammate. Please do not send the FBI 🙏🏼

This guy is pitching today… watch out.

Why the hell am I in Ohio?

We’re back! The Vikes have traveled to Ohio to take on Maryeta College for two games. Eric “Easy-E” Fountain will get the ball. Come on out or tune in at 1 pm!

Vikes making the journey to Ohio out of all places

Summary of how we did SUS today

Good morning! The Vikes are back for the last day of the D3 College Showcase as we take on Suscahunna. Eric “Early Bird Gets the Worm” Fountain will toe the slab. Game starts at 10 am, come on out or tune in to the livestream!

ERIC FOUNTAIN TO START THE DAMN DAY TURN ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Recap of today’s affairs

65 million years later and it’s Vikes game day