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@GodofKrypton Only Atlanta and the royals got good ones, imo

Horrific. I'm pretty sure The Show could do better.

630 (north gate), and couldn’t get a gnome? Shame on you @GolfChannel …I’d say to space it out next year and have your employees go across the days but I guess it’s done.

shafted were also the patrons who got shafted last year by weather. Im all for people working the tournament to get a chance to shop but realistically how many patrons got gnomes on Monday if they sold out at 8-815 and the couldn’t even get in until 7? I was outside the gate at

Dear @TheMasters, kinda stinks if the rumors are true that @GolfChannel employees stacked the gift shop lines before patrons on Monday. Been the last two years and gnomes have always been available til around 930, but this year on Monday they were gone by 815? The patrons they

Lmfao I hope everyday we all wake up and thank god we aren’t leafs fans

Jack Hughes traded some teeth for a gold medal. Play Free Bird on repeat. LFG. Apologies to Canada, y’all are lovely but suck it

“That’s what I’m f—ing talking about!” Alysa Liu as she leaves the ice 🔥 #WinterOlympics

Madison Bumgarner had more grand slams than Prince Fielder, who had more inside-the-park home runs than Rickey Henderson, who had fewer steals of home than Babe Ruth, who had as many shutouts as Pedro Martinez.

Every now and then I’m reminded there is still greatness on this app

Incredible way for Miami’s heart to be ripped out. Never forgiving Indiana for letting a 2 loss team hang that close but loving UM thinking they were close

@DanielCane1970 Danny, do you think Miami’s success of Brigham Young Episcopal (BYE) earlier in the season helped them get to where they are today? Big fan, thank you for answering

Thank you to Barstool, Tate, Mintzy, and Paul Bissonette for being a great host.

@primediscussion Something about how they never should’ve been there? I’m legit struggling to recall but I also want to know so I can be obnoxious about it

What’s the line people say when there’s a blow out in the playoffs?

Turns out the “solution” to college football was never more games. Very rarely were there even 3 deserving teams

@ryanwhitney6 Did this repeat remind you of another repeat? Be honest.

Oh man what a heartbreaker All time game poor Canada. At least the Oilers will bring back the cup this year

@3NolesFan3 @DMFrank_ Not as wild as 50 first dates at 22

@DMFrank_ Click as a 21 seed is wild

I recently rewatched every Adam Sandler movie I’ve seen and ranked them on Letterboxd. So, naturally, I feel the need to do a bracket to determine what y’all think is the best Sand Man movie. I’ll be posting polls in this thread. Please vote and share.

There should be more holidays where my kids are in school but I’m out of work

@taylorswift13 The Fate of Ophelia is gon be on repeat. What a banger. Wish I was 21 in a club again 😭

Tonight all these lives converge here The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears Where fraternal souls sing identical things And it’s beautiful It’s rapturous. It is frightening. ——— I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait. If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain... The Life of a Showgirl is out now. taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh… Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

And if you’re wondering why it’s because my wife volunteered for the PTA and they hosting some kind of breakfast thing…so we got a hundred bagels in here

My whole house smells like bagels rn and I can’t tell if this is heaven or hell. Strong lean towards heaven, though.