LAUGHING TO THE BANK LIKE HAAAHA. FLEX ON SWERVE..

AI describing what Hell is like. A great reminder to accept Jesus.

@Footballtweet Lol cr7 and messi are underrated by nostalgia merchants

🇩🇪🗣️ Former Bayern Munich goalkeeper Oliver Kahn on the GOAT debate: "For me, the Brazilian Ronaldo was far better than Messi and Cristiano. I still see him as the most complete player ever. The phenomenon was the best player I have ever seen." 🇧🇷💪 🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Do you agree with him?

@semedo83250 @UTDTrey Cr7 got 5ucls A 3 peat Ucl with 2 different club lol Tf are you on about

@UTDTrey You forgot this so quick Mf

19/20 PSG: UCL Final. 20/21 PSG: UCL Semis. *Messi joins* 21/22 PSG: UCL R16. 22/23 PSG: UCL R16. *Messi leaves* 23/24 PSG: UCL Semis. 24/25 PSG: UCL Winners. 25/26 PSG: UCL Semis*

@TrollFootball Real madrid? I dont remember real madrid players spitting on other players faces lol

@kirawontmiss This black mf is starting to get to me lol who tf makes these people famous

Imagine going to a restaurant and seeing this….

@TrollFootball This acc is still sucking barcas arse i can see holy shit When are yall gonna swap admins to 1 thats not such an obvious barca fan ?

Football won and lost at the same time

@glueckspilz__ @Footballtweet I just dont want a racist person from a glorified racist country to talk about vini like every other fucken racist has. And its cause he is black Clearly thats triggering you.. wonder why Football has no room for nazis so go fuck yourself lmao

@Brovember2 @Footballtweet Grown ass man crying like that on twitter over a football player.. man up boy

🇩🇪🇧🇷 Lothar Matthäus goes in on Vinícius Júnior and Real Madrid ahead of the Champions League showdown against Bayern: 🗣️ "Vinicius is, of course, a great player, but he PROVOKES NON-STOP. When you finally make a proper tackle on him on the pitch, he just WHINES AND CRIES. Rodri was chosen as the world's best player. And then they said: ‘UNFAIR! One of ours should have won it, so we boycott it’. That's not done, out of respect for the opponent, for the other teams and for the other players. That's how a club that has achieved great things, that has a truly glorious history, LOSES PRESTIGE. I also don't think Real Madrid's behaviour in recent years has been right…"

@brfootball Cr7 had 69 goals and 16 assists and you want this bum to win the ballondor over him? Lmfaoo you wildin

It’s Franck Ribéry’s birthday—his 2013 was absolutely ridiculous: 🏆 Champions League 🏆 Bundesliga 🏆 DFB-Pokal 🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆 Club World Cup 🏆 UEFA Best Player in Europe ...didn’t win the Ballon d’Or though 🤔

@OxConjuror @kirawontmiss Bro wtf did i just watch

@kirawontmiss The quintessence of "living her best life" btw.

“living her best life” and its her being a whоre

@FightStorage We living in end times the anti christ is coming soon so sleeping around will always be glorified

Bobbi Althoff has been spotted with three different Black men since divorcing her husband. Living her best life! 👀

@MadridUniversal Lmaooo the prem league is just a feeder club for real madrid Pick choose and refuse

🚨 Reporter: "Would you shave your hair if you win the World Cup?" Marc Cucurella: "No, my hair is sacred." Reporter: "And if you had to choose between cutting your hair or playing for Real Madrid?" Cucurella: "Well, yes. I would shave my hair."

@DailyLoud She actually kissed CB first which is even more wild dude thats fucked up I wont make a scene there but il definitely leave her straight after kids or not married or not we done if you okay with a male doing that then im in big big trouble

DAMN: Chris Brown really kissed a married woman in front of her husband 😳

@MHVstats @theMadridZone @perplexity_ai Wow thats impressive dudes really a generation talent

📊 Mbappe vs FIFA Top 10 Ranked National Teams ⚔️ ⛹🏻 24 Games ⚽ 17 Goals 🅰️ 7 Assists 24 G/A in 24 Games 🥶🔥 ⚽⚽🅰️🅰️🅰️ 🆚 Spain 🇪🇸 ⚽🅰️🅰️ 🆚 Germany 🇩🇪 ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ 🆚 Argentina 🇦🇷 ⚽🅰️ 🆚 Belgium 🇧🇪 ❌ 🆚 Uruguay 🇺🇾 ❌ 🆚 Portugal 🇵🇹 ⚽ 🆚 Croatia 🇭🇷 ⚽⚽ 🆚 Denmark 🇩🇰 ❌ 🆚 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽⚽⚽⚽🅰️ 🆚 Netherlands 🇳🇱 ❌ 🆚 Italy 🇮🇹 ⚽ 🆚 Brazil 🇧🇷 🆕

🚨 Kylian Mbappé has scored 17 goals against FIFA's top 10 national teams. No other French player has scored more than 8 since the ranking system started in 1992. @perplexity_ai

@Footballtweet Yeah all good things no issue with this

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: FIFA has announced new rules for the 2026 World Cup: ✅ Fast substitutions: The substituted player will have a maximum of 10 seconds to leave the pitch. If they take longer, their replacement must wait one minute before entering, leaving the team temporarily with one player less. ✅ Time control on restarts: A 5-second timer will be applied for throw-ins and goal kicks. Exceeding this time will result in loss of possession. ✅ Medical treatment off the pitch: A player receiving treatment on the field must leave and wait one minute before returning, unless the injury was caused by a card-worthy foul. ✅ VAR expansion: VAR will be able to review second yellow cards leading to a sending-off, as well as wrongly awarded corners. ✅ Captain & referees: The rule that only the captain can approach the referee is reinforced; other players risk a yellow card if they crowd the referee.

@RealMadridXtra Yeah but you right this years 1 is abit underrated It actually looks tops in game cause its not matte black its like a metal black i like it alot with the silver linings

Black kits always go so hard 🥶

@NastiaFei @MadridUniversal Lmfaoooo true

@MadridUniversal I had to google who that Ben White is . Some Arsenal player who I don’t know existed ..

🚨 Thomas Tuchel on Trent being absent from his list: "I know it causes a stir when you leave out a player like Trent. We had a call and I tried to explain the situation to him, but he just has to accept it." "It's a sporting decision, a difficult decision, perhaps even a complicated one. It might be unfair to a certain extent, but these decisions have to be made." "I went with Ben White because I saw him play here in the Cup final against Manchester City. He'd played the Champions League match before and quickly got back to his best level." "It was a chance to get to know him in person and see how he interacts with the group. I think I know what Trent brings us, so the choice was Ben and Tino Livramento at right-back."

@MadridUniversal @SkySportDE I was actually shocked i watched him yesterday he was really good and his long passing was very very accurate with good speed too Very interesting the route madrids going, but tbh madrid always had defenders good at long passes like ramos was as good as any mid in long passes

🚨 BREAKING: Nico Schlotterbeck (linked to Real Madrid) has paused his contract renewal negotiations with Dortmund. — @SkySportDE

Trent Alexander Arnold vs Thomas Tuchel teams x.com/Kdixk355/statu…

@Buho_Mervalero @topskillsportuk Bitch your nazi country has no economy left lmaoo stfu dont come and tell me about my country we dont do racist shit like yall Imagine yalls footballers are so bad imagine the regular population like you are a perfect example You probably terrible and racist Shut the fuck up

@Brovember2 @topskillsportuk You are from South Africa and have riots against immigrants every other week (that doesn't happen here). Pipe down.

🚨🤯 Zinho, a 12 year old Palmeiras team player who BROKE DOWN IN TEARS after the treatment he received during the match from the River players. 🇧🇷🇦🇷