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@gomichild Aren't they just sunny side over fried eggs?

These omelettes are an abomination! #omelettemaster

@MSSdarts *amiss

@mrtonymartin ...swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!

Well, this is technically true. But...

@grAntlerMensch Looks like what I refer to as a Snot Block

The you-beaut innovative thing they just flogged us in a sweet shop turns out to be an unashamed copy of the South African melktart. They didn’t even try to Turkify it with pistachios 🤣 Too bad my beautiful DIL is 🇿🇦 and has introduced me to melktarts

@anonymous_darts I thought you had to become a Pundit first before attaining Expert status

DARTS EXPERT ?????

@anonymous_darts Last time I checked it was bugger all.

Question of the day How many 180’s do you reckon you’ve hit in your life?

Alex E Sayle😁

@FlossyAmanda My mother used to go the AO on her own until she was in her mid 70s and she also one year went to Wimbledon on her own. She passed away a few years ago but it wasn't from anything tennis related🙂

I do most things on my own, and I’m more than happy doing that, but I’m contemplating going to solo to the tennis tomorrow night and I feel so weird about it! Has anyone gone by themselves? I need a pep talk 😂

@AndrewGigacz Could be the Book of Meteorology

Hurricanes. Heat. Fire. Am I watching #BBL14 or reading the Book of Revelation?

@punt_rd And Allen Keys For All

I AM THE TABLE!!

@AIDanInvisible Best 17yo ever

Where is Luke Littler RIGHT NOW in the 'best player ever' conversations?

@MadarsRazma No need to go find a gym for a holiday workout😃

🏛🏖☀️

Did my 5km in 50° heat in the bush of Byford while battling a family of huntsman’s, a brown snake, a few kangaroos, 2 red backs all while avoiding a drop bears & a croc on the river bed Only the fittest survive the outback

@xskinn 36⁰, no air-con, just my little TEMU fan🙂

I’m having a moment of gratitude cause it’s bloody hot outside but fortunately I have aircon,I’ve got it set at 24° and it’s lovely😊😎Ian

@WhateleySEN Most traumatic loss: Geelong losing Ablett to the Gold Coast Suns for his best years

Club Calibration - How in sync is your fanbase? What has been the best win? What has been the most traumatic loss? *Can't be a Grand Final for either* Share your answers below

@punt_rd Almost as bad as The Jesus & Mary Chain

‘Head Cleaner’, what a nothing band!!

@MSSdarts "Up next..."?

@ihaveabluehat School Holidays in Victoria start April 7th, Easter is April 18th-21st and Anzac Day long weekend after that. No chance whatsoever.

April Federal Election?

@ShaneRyanHere So people don't confuse him with Cameron Smith

I want the story behind why "Cameron Young" has his full name on this leaderboard. No other "Youngs" in the field, not a "we had the space" rationale because then Tom Hoge would be there too. No obvious explanation. Thinking this goes right to the top.

@CharlieMurphy50 You should put in for the job of being the chaperone of @LukeTheNuke180 when he comes and plays in this years Aust and NZ Masters. I've got tix for Woolongong so can meet you there to receive goodies and no postage. Only costing me about $500 in fuel for the 2000km round trip🙂

@BrownedoffB Hand deliver them if you can cover travel 😂😂 maybe 2 weeks accommodation too and some beer tokens

I’m going to a ‘POP UP’ Darts shop today! They claim to have over 600 sets. Going to buy some items to giveaway and make a video on it! Any sets in particular you want to try win?