doraemon

@mistie_chai did u finish no longer human

@sissysisyphus i will dig deep in you and bring the princess out of you

need to dig deep and find the princess inside me

"I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything." —Charles Darwin, 1861

pls shove that ugly ai generated flash filter up ur ass 🥀🥀🥀

@iguessrubs Ae haina haina Helmet na lagau Mask na lagau Bandana pani na lagau re yo euta naya big mart le

These new big marts are so stingy with their rules, dont do this, dont wear that inside The old big mart near my home has one rule: - dont rob (optional)

wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day

computa make erybody understand each other

making a priv and then following it by your main

@raatochhaya RT

Quantos anos eu tinha quando eu tinha essa idade - 10: 10 - 11: 11 - 12: 12 - 13: 13 - 14: 14 - 15: 15 - 16: 16 - 17: 17 - 18: 18

They got Mbappe in front of the president

beast mode

Yo i aint know laufey was moving like this, i thought she just makes love songs😭😭😭

i either study for 13 hours straight without even drinking a single drop of water with complete focus through numb legs or scroll my phone and get distracted every other second

My boyfriend keeps having sex with other men. I know it’s halal because he’s just widening his anus to fit a bomb, but it still hurts to watch. 💔

how does esex work is it just like her: “im so close keep going just like that” him: “reacted 👍 to your message”

@fudokun7 @mimachhaa I have to write it down bcs i WILL forget it

@mimachhaa meanwhile I'll say "huh" ten times until i fully get it

the greatest skill/merit that i have and often get praised for is that i’m very good at verbal instructions. you need not repeat me twice,i often grasp things easily and rapidly