Steve Lowe

This is already the best thing that will happen this year.

Whatever happens tonight, this ring side pic will never be surpassed. Jay Z and Barry Chuckle. Fucking priceless.

Meanwhile at Jamie Vardys house as Chelsea make it 2-2

US troops write message on IS-bound missiles thesun.uk/6018BuvYi

@Ads833 ha! that was bad. I could of died!

@Ads833 no mate! these14mg bad boys work! Although i think I'm now addicted to them. #cantwin

Todays conclusions:Nicotine patches work and naivety is a wonderful thing unless its coupled with stupidity. #unbelievablejeff #ffs

Pete tong on way home from work... #Unwind #MakesMeHAPPY @BBCR1

Thank god for Joey Essex!! This boy cracks me up!

I ran 10.12 km with @MapMyRun. bit.ly/1iwHMlW #sunburnt again!! 3 times in 2 weeks. mapmyrun.com/workout/616977…

If i was a year younger i would cry! But I'm not.

I was pleased for Rooney for a bit! Now he's a dick!

Well that went well didn't it! Done over by a fecking sewer rat! FFS!

Dificult times require a strong head. Now.. Where did i put it? #testingmymetal

Oh sweet mother of god. Ive never been so stiff and my head has never been so red..#football #sunburn #innuendobingo

@RichBetts100 very true Rich!

Definition of Excitement? Dancing to speed garage in my bedroom at half 6 in the morning and its not even a work day! #nevergrowup

Taking old phone! #precautions