The Bryce is Right

Recently heard the whole story of how my parents met Dad: So my twin and I would bar hop looking for girls phone numbers. The night I met your mom I had 8 other girls numbers. She was the first one that answered and agreed to go on a date with me Mom: Your dad was a douche bag

@Drbluechew @MelonballsTV Best single season of a series ever

@MelonballsTV and I have never been the same since.

Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎

@JabaExotic They also got my 30th birthday gift, Prada sunglasses and my 29th birthday gift, speaker range finder smh

Cart Kids are making a living off me.. think this will be my 3rd or 4th range finder in just a few short years 😭… was completely sober leaving the golf course this last time as well. Sad.

There’s not a better city on this planet than Austin TX

@GordoRiche @KurtBenkert The other angle straight on he drops it midway of the catch

Still can’t figure out how it’s not a catch? @KurtBenkert any insight

Officially day 8 of drinking. Check engine light is on. Just beginning 3rd Christmas, this time in Georgia.

We have Jordan Love and Micah Parsons.

@HaydenFenner Thank you papi 🫡

@BruDeCoolsin try this!

Turkeybowl went as expected - G torn ACL - Z mental breakdown, retired before game was over - Kev Connor 0 targets 0 receptions - Cody spatulas made a return - Stuffing Sluts opened up with possibly the worst defensive scheme - Another Win for the Gravy Gangbangers 3-2 overall

@theyithy @NUCLRGOLF @CMcCormickGolf I don’t have a slice lol

@NUCLRGOLF @CMcCormickGolf @BruDeCoolsin

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Alexa how do I stop flipping with my irons before hitting the golf ball and learn to compress

@LIBronJames22 On the back, Landon beat me by 3 strokes. On the front lord knows

Today I could’ve beaten Landon on a bad day. Hope is still there. 8 months of practice remaining before the showdown. #ChasingLandon

It’s the fourth quarter… your first touchdown bet is still alive.

Championships aren’t given, they are earned.

@jackmanserrano He’s on to something

@BruDeCoolsin 🍻

Was it Steelers plus or minus 5.5 forgot