Bruce Everiss

I think there's still a chance.

My wife left me for another woman. She is a local primary school teacher and has red hair. I came home to find a note on the kitchen table.

He is a threat to every Conservative ideal, including: blatant misogyny, racism, corporate buggery, death squads, and work camps #Labour

Corbyn is amassing a black, female, crippled, homosexual terrorist army to actively turn the UK into a PC shitpile. WE MUST RESIST! #Labour

The smell of rancid ejaculate that surrounds Corbyn must be insufferable. Cameron and Osborne's spunk smells of roses and fresh laundry.

The #Labour party seems invigorated with a new, hard, determinism, ready to punch through and make everyone leftist whores and queerhawks.

I apologise, I am on incredibly strong pain medication and it has garbled my critical faculties somewhat.

That @Totalbiscuit seems like a genuinely nice person.

I totally sold them the idea that buying a shaving kit somehow makes you a proper MAN! These are people who play board games and Lego.

Remember that time I sold a load of shaving tat to the hairless virgins over at rllmukforum.com? Socially-maladjusted man-babies!

It seems Twitter try-hard and arsehole, @ScaryBiscuit, has a massive erection for all things Scottish. Comedy genius!

That’s enough excitement for now. I must venture out, to explore this strange new world of plastic horse-fucking, wimmin, and underwear.

Well, @kwalee, it’s almost 2015 and I still see plenty of people with cameras. Glad I dumped your useless ass LOL! kwalee.com/2012/12/18/sma…

#gamergate is the perfect vehicle for Bruce Everiss to force his swollen, righteous, opinions down your throat.

A movement for REAL men, who use brightly-coloured plastic ponies as a metaphor for the eternal struggle against feminism! #gamergate

BUT NO! From the now fetid, pansy, lavender-stinking ruins emerged a true libertarian saviour… #GAMERGATE!

My disgust, like my penis, was enraged and throbbing at what I witnessed - Social Justice has taken over the world! The left has won!

I emerged from my self-imposed exile, reborn and anew. Ready to attack the liberal media machine like a LION!

Months spent in isolation, in deep meditation, cogitating, ruminating, and masturbating.

Almost a year in the wilderness. Finding my inner self, my mechanism for operating, my socket, my spanner. I AM A TOOL!