Bruce Oakman

@_M45KY_ @HMBohemond Which store is that through?

@HMBohemond Shipping and tax included.

Trench Crusade starter set is apparently on pre-order and it's got all the same problems the Warhammer starter sets have but worse. The main issue is the pricing. Worse value per-dollar than the basic Warhammer 40k starter set and astronomically worse than Gundam Assemble. Trench Crusade: $165 (no main rulebook) Warhammer 40k: $114 (no main rulebook or codexes) Gundam Assemble: $100 (full game rules)

@Onepeg Annnnd bookmarked for posterity.

Hey Steve-o. I got questions big dog. December 30, 2025, you filed incorporating documents with the state of california. Here's your board of directors:

@HeckViktor Well, she certainly managed to cook with it...

She really thought she was in CoD and could just chuck back a grenade by hand.

@Wrexham_AFC at home vs Ipswich for round 4... Not too bad. Could have been worse. #FACup #WxmAFC

Hahaha what a joke @SkySportsNews - 6-6 in a penalty shoot out for FA Cup rd 3, and you end the coverage of the @NUFC v @afcbournemouth match prior to its conclusion. What a joke. Great work NUFC! Shame Sky cocked it up for those at home. #FACup

Bad news, guys. Delta operators forgot to read Meduro his Miranda rights. And a random federal judge has determined he gets to walk free.

@demon_dolI There's an Irn Bru carnival? What's that look like?

anyone want to go on an oomf trip to the irn bru carnival?

@TheFemoid People being sensitive. He 100% hams it up for the camera, but in fairness, some of the financial stupidity of his guests are truly mind blowing.

Is Caleb Hammer actually like a bad person or is that just people being sensitive I genuinely don’t know because I could never watch his content because his face just made irrationally uncomfortable ngl

@demon_dolI Are you saying he didn't move King's pawn to e4? Unfortunate.

accidentally liked a guy on bumble a few days ago and he matched and replied to the 'opening move' I have on my profile 😭 I feel so bad unmatching him but he's 100% not my type 😭

@demon_dolI 2 out of 3 of my dogs would love this. The third would too - but she's older and would prefer the present came to her.

im feeling a little emotional right now

@_zeusmaximus @AVintenAuthor @N1GHTN3RD @EssexPoliceUK At a stop and search, sure, you likely don't have to give any information. At a stop and search, where they have reasonable belief that a person has engaged in anti-social behaviour? PRA 2002 s50 gives them the power to require that info. It is, as always, depends on the situ.

@BruceOakman @AVintenAuthor @N1GHTN3RD @EssexPoliceUK Brucey Brucey Brucey! You don’t have to give them any details…. Your advice stinks!

Hey @EssexPoliceUK, can you tell me what legal authority you just used, during a stop and search of my 17 yo old son in Basildon, to take his phone and scroll through his WhatsApps, texts, calls and contacts? And your justification for cuffing a fully compliant teenager?

@AVintenAuthor @Pete_Bassist @EssexPoliceUK I've not visited Basildon, so I'll take your word for it. Sounds like a pretty big breach of PACE tbh. Did they give your son the GOWISELY information?

@BruceOakman @Pete_Bassist @EssexPoliceUK They said it was a drugs search because ‘it smelt of cannabis’ (have you been to Basildon? It all smells of cannabis!)

@AVintenAuthor @Pete_Bassist @EssexPoliceUK I'd edit my post above, but I'm not paying for it - Meant for a stop and search, yes they'd likely require a warrant. Other cases, it depends on the situation (terrorism etc). As for being under 18, they absolutely should do better. Seems like a breach of RIPA, and PACE etc.

@BruceOakman @Pete_Bassist @EssexPoliceUK Not if you’re under 18 and don’t know what you’re giving consent to

@Pete_Bassist @AVintenAuthor @EssexPoliceUK Really depends on the circumstances. As part of a standard stop and search? Likely no. If you give consent though, that's a whole different ball game.

@AVintenAuthor @EssexPoliceUK They need a warrant for the phone surely?

@FourYearStr0ng I have to do this when I have the Australian rules football on in my pub. Managed to get a few of the regulars to watch it more too 😂

The darts are on and I've just had to explain the rules to my whole party who are not into sports one bit 😂

@demon_dolI "I wasn't, but I certainly can if you'd like" 😂

love when a customer is like "you're purposefully trying to ruin my night" like I wasn't trying to but the fact that you've been so incredibly rude and shouting at me I'm kinda glad your night is ruined :)

Seriously considering a system where if someone comes into my Bar and teaches me some more Gàidhlig na h-Alba, then I'd give them a pint... I really need help with pronunciation 😂

@FourYearStr0ng A bit of a win then!

@BruceOakman Aw yeah absolutely, I get a day back in lieu as well

Guess who's decided to work 8-5:30 on Christmas Eve, Christmas and Boxing Day?? It's yours truly x