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@RealAshlar Her answer is to never go on a date again, instead of using critical thinking skills?? I guess

This Woman Is Going Viral Online After Sharing Details About Her Recent Date. Thoughts??

@samah_fadil Y’all have beef with the Hebrew language now? I want a Free Palestine too , but damn 😅

ok i'll bite what does that musty shirt say

@MsMoney2Get @NBA_NewYork I feel you, I left in 2016 and have missed it everyday since

@NBA_NewYork God I miss home so much!!! Ain’t nothing like the Mecca!

Patrick Ewing, Larry Johnson, John Starks, Latrell Sprewell, Marcus Camby, Iman Shumpert & Stephon Marbury are locked in as Jalen Brunson brings the Knicks back

@lbf_mas Yea, we all wanna fuck his mom. You don’t have to say it 😅

Can i say something

@mediumdih @justicebuxx @LUXURY0RN0THING Once a day??????? 🫪

@justicebuxx @LUXURY0RN0THING to be fair ts feels good and WE ALL do this at least once a day

why everything they do fonky ass hell 😭😭

@notpopbase Idk sis Lil Jon’s part goes hard AF!

No honey your album is tanking because your music sounds like this

@layxsnv B is for those who like to overuse commas (my kind of people), but C is correct.

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@txcconfessions Women get SA’d every day and still end up the primary care takers of their kids. I’ve got sympathy for the man’s unhealed inner child but I really hope this confession is the first step in him being the father his kids deserve

“I was molested when I was 7 years old & MY SISTERS SET IT UP…”

@Tyre_94 I was there and still struggle to comprehend

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

@popstartimmy You don’t know Hov if you think you can talk him into a discounted feature. Nigga gonna get some jokes off and leave you with the Bill

Ngl I'm taking dinner with Hov over 500k if I can talk him into a feature tho 🫣

Jay Z features be so strictly on topic sometimes yo 😭

@Frxmzy So what does he want? Someone to wire him 100k because he’s the second most popular spick in the last 10 years of hip hop. This guy is beyond corny

6ix9ine said he would give Dj Vlad $100k if he could name him 1 other Spanish MAINSTREAM rapper of this generation apart from him and Cardi B 👀😳 “Fat Joe is from 30 years ago were in 2026… I’m him”

@blackishpress For better or for worse most lesbians don’t take bi women seriously, as long as she’s loving that dick, the studs won’t be looking for long term

Victoria Monet opens her heart on dating & relationships: “I would always imagine that girls would be easier to date. My experience [dating women] has been a little bit worse. [...] Maybe it's that[bad pick], but also girls, they don't really approach me seriously. They approach me sensually. I'm like, ‘Well, I would want it to be something more serious.’ I haven't really gotten that approach from many women. They're just like, ‘Oh, she's beautiful. She's attractive,’ or talking about my body and stuff. It's like a sexual thing. Maybe they don't take me seriously. But when I think of my next relationship, I've been in a space where I want, because I'm feeling so feminine, like I want the opposite energy and I'm feeling like a masculine, or maybe it's a masculine woman. I'm not sure, I've never really, tried that the women that I've dated are like have been like sexy too, a little bit femme a little bit more like in the middle or more femme than um than masculine but I also think about like children and just like be thrown against the wall. So I'm so weak, I'm feminine. I'm like this masculine figure. So in my head, I think it might be a guy.” Via Angie Martinez channel

@_melayela_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The fact I’ve gotten 6 requests to make an edit to this clip😭 HERE DAMN! 🤣

@jacapraro_james @LegionHoops I was hoping someone posted this 🤣

@LegionHoops I got the same vibe as this.

MSG went crazy when KAT had to take over for Andre Drummond to recover the ball 💀

@Ang_Snti11 @3randyn As the shooting guard?

@3randyn Respectfully he’s the Knicks 5th scoring option, and he affected the game in other ways, he had 9 rebounds, 6 assist, and 2 steals, he just didn’t shoot the ball well and respectfully that’s not his job with this team

it’s gonna be funny looking back in 10 years when we remember we let a end of bench quality role player participate in vital playoff runs just because he was Brunson’s best friend

@mondoggg He’s a kid, he doesn’t mean it. I used to say I didn’t love my Dad as much as my mom because he didn’t let me drink soda 🙊

My son told my wife today that he doesn’t love me because I don’t spend as much time with him as she does. I’m the sole income earner in our family of four and try to never work between 5pm and his bed time, and walk him to school every morning. What’s even the point of working this hard if your kids don’t even like you.

@CharlesOnBroad @kevinvdahlgren This is exactly what I thought of !

I interviewed a homeless woman living in a doghouse. She’s a refugee and soon after arriving in the states she became street homeless. She has mental health issues and clearly needs to be in a safe environment.

@SrDiegoLima Strawberrina

apenas uma pessoa poderia usar esse look e vocês sabem bem quem é

@mrwtffacts 14 shots in 9 hours? Pussy!!

While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.

@jaysoromantic The pic 😭😭😭 Find even one thing you like about the job and learn to love it. It’s just a means to an end. The job market is 💩 rn. if you have one, you gotta hold on tight I fear.

I hate it here so fucking bad