Brooke

This aged appropriately

Was on the verge of a mental breakdown at work last night then broke 4 plates and proceeded to have that menty b. It’s important to have days off. Don’t be a stubborn asshole like me and work 7 days a week.

Good news guys. I didn’t exactly get my shit together but life is pretty good

How insane is love…………… 🤯

I love this man lmao

What if we had a scientist for president. Im serious

Sometime I wonder if my type-A boyfriend wants to kick me in the face

@ManneehFresh Well I have Jayden Daniels on my bench right now so had to drop someone 🙃 I think I hate fantasy football

@BrukiDeskPop i didnt drop Dak but i left him on my bench and picked up Geno Smith lol. Pretty much cost me my fantasy week. Sadness

If you ever feel dumb, inadequate and ugly, just know that I dropped Dak Prescott and picked up Geno Smith this week in Fantasy. #GoSports #ImJustAGirl

Radicalists telling other radicalists to stop being radicalists by doing something only radicalists would do

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗 The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!! With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍 Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

My instagram algorithm is all funny stupid shit again

GUYS I THINK IM HEALING

That’s my best friend lmao

Turned my dog into a human

@charise_lee Who is this

He’s 100% right.I heard nothing but complete truth here. looks like an American Revolution, made in China! American government works for billionaires and wars while the Chinese government work for their people …that’s the difference.

@FFairing @Swamp_Fawkes @Rossmac212 And dogs

@Swamp_Fawkes @Rossmac212 Because planes are for humans

Definitely an entertaining travel companion😂

I said “fuck corporate America” to one of my tables while serving today and they high fived me