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Tonight’s anthem singer’s metronome be like. #canes #letsgocanes media.tenor.com/tjt9pFD7YxAAAA…

@Heyitskarla #WakandaForever

I finally saw Wakanda Forever tonight. Who made a baby shark mash-up video? I know there’s one out there. 🎶mommy shark doo doo doo doo doo doo🎶

@maxasteele @trwatsoniv It’s the GI Joe doll you get from wish.com

Trump said "give me the Ron DeSantis Top Gun ripoff look but with the energy of a 3 Wolf Moon shirt"

@trwatsoniv The Streisand effect? You mean like when you try to ban the guy legally tracking you plane and then #N628TS starts trending?

Why does #N628TS keep popping up. Is this something is should be keeping track of?

Can @etsy Twitter do better than their email bot? Identify all the hats in the picture.

Call me a Marxist.

Any non-earthlings around to translate this for me? #kings #LetsGoCanes

@Canes @GreatClips #8 Burns.

It's that time again 🚨 Guess who nets the #Canes first goal tonight, and we'll pick one correct answer at random to win a signed puck and @GreatClips gift card!

@InternetHippo Depends on whether they are standing upwind of you or downwind.

@tdfrancois @SusansSoapbox @mmpadellan What part of mostly do you have trouble comprehending? Just like friends, one token black person does not give a free pass to white people.

@SusansSoapbox @mmpadellan Alleged UVA and Walmart shooters. Let’s stop with the race thing.

All these mass shootings, not one of them committed by undocumented immigrants. Weird.

Happy #wolfenoot to all the dog lovers out there! I couldn’t find a moon cake so I went with a @MoonPie instead. #woof

I am determined to not forget to celebrate #wolfenoot this year.

Would you like $1,500 worth of sex toys? I'm assuming YES. 🤑💰 This grand prize package contains EIGHT sex toys (including a custom dildo), a 6-pack of lube, and a porn subscription. It's practically a *lifetime supply of sex toys.* 😱 ✨ Enter to win: piph.it/getaway

Credit for using inaugural and not first annual.

.@Heyitskarla put this on the calendar.

Food for thought. Where does “participation” begin and end in purely business transactions? Does the standard for bartenders and drink drivers apply? To be fair I never heard of someone buying cake and then going to marry up a school so not the best example.

I just backed Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/exalt…

@Epiphora Is there a betting pool for how long until someone asks what the one next to the FUCK is supposed to be?

Give pumpkins 🎃 and knives 🔪to sex shop employees and watch what happens! These carved creations were made during our "Thot-umn" party. I'm very bad at art, so my pumpkin just says FUCK. 🤬