yoncé do agreste 𐚁

Beyoncé shook her booty in front of me yesterday. Nothing else matters at this point of my life.

I’m so sorry, but where’s Glee?

@Prefeitura_Rio YONCÉCABANA

Ontem foi o Lobacabana Há um ano teve o Gagacabana Em 2027 vai ser ______cabana

@beyoncebrasil Eu!

Quem a Beyoncé deveria chamar pra subir ao palco com ela no Todo Mundo No Rio ano que vem?

It’s time ✨

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

@Beyonce girl just put me in your team already

Beyoncé is so strongly connected to the spiritual realm because no other artist will have a body of work that described so well the fallout of America Act 1: Emerging from isolation and finding out what really matters in life. Self discovery Act 2: The system has failed everyone

If she’s not our mockingjay, I don’t know who it is

and it will continue to until we fight together and realize how strong we are Act 3: Burn it to the ground. It’s now or never

@samueljdonovan @RuPaulsDragRace Why do y’all care so much? Looks (brought from home) are not enough to keep a queen moving forward in competition

It remains my most fervent drag race take that the show should provide a wardrobe budget for the queens that they can’t go over. I would recommend $10,000 per OG season queen, $2500 per episode for All-Stars queens. You’d see more interesting packages again, @RuPaulsDragRace

you really need to hit rock bottom before climbing your way to the top

no matter what happens tonight nothing can be worse than the anora and emilia perez mass psychosis that took place last year

Cowboy Carter is an album for adults. I don't know how many times I just say things like "I hope that God knows that im in need of help right now" Or the entirety of Just for Fun.."heres to hoping I fall fast asleep tonight, I just need to get through it of just get used to it

job market so bad I'm actually pursuing my dreams

no longer asking permission, neither giving a single flying fuck

She literally explained how to get unstuck in your life.

We need the good creatives to touch fraud money so their ideas can come to life

@canalespiadinha Ele é realmente é muito burro 😂😂 não teve nem resposta pra esse argumento doído dela

🔥 Mais cedo, Ana Paula disse que a vaga de primeira-dama ao lado do Jonas está aberta e perguntou se Milena quer se candidatar. Jonas: “Deus me livre.” Ana Paula: “Esse Deus é quem para te livrar de alguma coisa?” Jonas: “Deus me livre.” Ana Paula: “Quem é Deus? Estaria te livrando de quê?” Jonas: “Deus é o Deus te todos nós.” Ana Paula: “Não. Tem o seu Deus, não me envolve nisso não.” Jonas: “É o meu Deus. Deus que eu acredito.” Ana Paula: “Você acredita. Tá vendo como que as pessoas tendem a achar que elas sabem tudo? Inclusive querem mandar no Deus dos outros? Mas você sabe que o Brasil é um país laico, né? Isso tá na Constituição. Então o seu Deus não obrigatoriamente é o meu.” #BBB26

@JosephTFanfan @PopBase @Cosmopolitan And? Only one of them is an abuser and convicted felon

@PopBase @Cosmopolitan According to Google, Zara Larsson’s album Midnight Sun debuted at #119 on the Billbaord chart, selling 11k units. Meanwhile, Chris Brown was the highest grossing touring artist last year as a solo act. Ok?

Cosmopolitan asks Zara Larsson to name which artist she’ll never put on her music playlists: “There’s so many artists I have blocked on Spotify, and all of them are like abusers. You certainly wouldn’t find a Chris Brown song. Bye!”

Before you go to sleep, just remember that your boss will make work decisions tomorrow based on AI. Enjoy work!