Patrick Bryan

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We need to hook up the guys who bring acoustic guitars to parties with the women who send out "Adopt this dog!!!" emails.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought" -JFK

@ZBonvillian happy birthday!

@LindsayHutch @shay0185 picking.

You're afraid to die, you're afraid to live... What a way to exist.

Quick question. If someone accidentally ate a very large chocolate scented candle, what advice would you give me? I mean them.

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.

@LindsayHutch ohhh just a little musical snag I put together for y'all this morning.

It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

FACT: Every single one of our aunts has been fingered to Fleetwood Mac.

@birbigs you should run for president.

@andyroddick replacement accountant

@rickygervais Expose

@JayABruce National League Player of the Week!!! Nice job Jay!! Go Reds!!

@tompapa This is your day!

@bencranegolf good luck.