Bryan Finster

My build engineering team takes 6-8 weeks to provision a new environment, following a 200-step manual checklist signed off by three directors. Some call it 'lead time,' I call it a GUARANTEE of consistency. You can't rush... scaledagiledevops.com/tags/governanc…

My QA team consistently hits 3.7 defects per thousand lines of code. Been that way for eight quarters. That's not just stability; it's a testament to a PERFECTLY refined process. You'll understand when your metrics are this predictable.

Just joined this platform. My Convoy Commander suggested I "build a personal brand." I told him I already have one... It's called a 47-page deployment checklist and a laminated quick-reference card.

@tottinge Right?

Speakers (live or online): 1. Slides are not evil. 2. “Wall of text” slides are detrimental to your message 3. Reading the wall of text to your audience compounds the degradation. 4. Talking while people read the wall of text is unhelpful.

@KristenWaggoner The MAGA brain rot is real. Imagine if you used all of that outrage for REAL issues. 🙄

My son can’t even go on a field trip or take an Advil without my consent. So why do schools think they have the right to “transition” a child without asking Mom & Dad? Tradition, precedent, and the Constitution are on the side of parents.

@BasedMikeLee There are no human rights. There are only norms we agree to that make the overall society better. Healthcare access is a net benefit.

While important, healthcare is *not* a human right

@DerrickEvans4WV “You weren’t murdered, you were just shot and you died! It’s fake news that you were murdered!”

Scott Bessent is fed up with the BS from the fake news: “Tariffs are not a tax, it's a SURCHARGE...when you pay a fee for your driver's license, is that a tax? Is it?”

@MAGAVoice MAGA Youth. He’s out of uniform though. He needs one of these.

This young boy made EVERY Liberal Neighbor of his VERY mad. This young boy is a HERO 🙏

@MikeUntitled @marklucovsky @RealJamesWoods FOIA your country records, genious.

We have become so accustomed to being taxed to death by crooked Democrats, we don’t even realize simple but powerful truths like this.

@tattooedhodler @marklucovsky @RealJamesWoods Is your house disconnect from all services? I’ll bet you’re a secret socialist who expects the police to show up if you call them without you paying them when they get there. Commie.

@marklucovsky @RealJamesWoods Does BestBuy take your tv away if you don’t connect it to anything? Retard

@RealJamesWoods Those Florida book burnings don’t pay for themselves.

@Nic0le2361 @bro2oh @atrupar So, it’s not that you are pro-law and order. You’re just anti-immigration. I’ll wager you’re not Native American.

@bro2oh @atrupar Refugees, parolee, asylum seekers, and greencard holders have access to medicaid, though. They can't vote yet federal till naturalization, which is a process. Shouldn't have access to federal benefits until then. They can buy privately, i.e., VisitorGuard. To bridge the gap.

Mike Johnson: "Let me look right into the camera and tell you very clearly: Republicans are the ones concerned about healthcare. Republicans are the party working around the clock everyday to fix healthcare. This is not talking points for us: we've done it."

@SpencerHakimian @GovPressOffice It would be funnier if it were less accurate.

@GovPressOffice wow

Gavin Newsom just posted this. Do you find this funny?

@tottinge Brilliant analogy.

Quite often "it works for me" means "I tend to get away with it." "I always clean my ear canal with a boning knife while bicycling to work. It works for me." As opposed to "this is a smart, safe idea that results in greatly improved chance of success without detriment."

@KarolineGosling @rob_bristow_CA @SpencerHakimian That explains a lot.

@rob_bristow_CA @SpencerHakimian Too long, didn’t read

Trump: "When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech."

@SpencerHakimian 🤣

@adamkjohnston @JDVance Claiming a late night comedian is “news” is like claiming Fox News is “news.” Both demonstrate deep ignorance of the difference between reporting and satire.

@JDVance This is all true, but Jimmy Kimmel also deliberately lied. According to the FCC, it is “illegal for broadcasters to intentionally distort the news.” His suspension was more than justified.

Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t funny, his ratings were in the toilet, and his advertisers were revolting. Also the bellyaching from the left over “free speech” after the Biden years fools precisely no one.

@alexbruesewitz That’s true, but only if you ignore the facts. That’s MAGA’s main skill though, so you’re set.

I don’t want to hear another elected Republican say “both sides” need to tone it down. Only one side has censored their opponents. Only one side has arrested their opponents. Only one side has tried to assassinate their opponents. That side is the “left.”

@Brigid017759516 @alexbruesewitz When Trump was shot.

@alexbruesewitz Exactly! When was the last time a conservative tried to take out the President or assassinate a conservative leader?

@itsJohnRocker He “debated” college kids because they weren’t prepared for his nonsense. Every time he debated someone competent, he got his add handed to him. His biblical scholarship was laughable.

ALL CHARLIE KIRK DID WAS HAVE A RESPECTFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREED WITH