Bryce Hebert

I’m tired dawg 😩

I think Haley likes me or something. She farted in front me twice today for the first time in two years. 😩🤔

Sometimes it’s just best to just be quiet.

I’m okay, being ok.

Can’t catch a break even if that hoe was stuck in a straight jacket with cinder blocks strapped to it 🤦🏼‍♂️

Lmao she said my dick was small 😂😂😂

Dude just told me he is so far in debt rn that he couldn’t afford to pay attention 😭😂😂

You ain’t gotta say too much, from the look in your eyes I can tell you wanna fuck

Dude said, “ I can’t even trust my own fart, so I damn sure ain’t finna trust a bitch!”

Remember fellas one mans 5 year is another guys 5 minutes after a night out 🙌🏼

To the ones thinking they gonna make it past the texting phase…Goodluck Charlie

Pull up on mehhhh

To my friends that work in the fast food industry.. please don’t ruin the food for me. I don’t want to hear that a rat gave birth onside the ground meat. Let me enjoy my chalupa in peace!

Bring back bullying #2024 #betheproblem

Tried speaking my bm’s language today so maybe she could understand me better. I barked at her a few times and she still looked at me sideways… bitches man

Idgaf pinky promises are a valid form of trust for me

<<<<this energy

Main objective: Get the mothafuckin baggg💰

Big moves being made before the end of the year!🙏