Bryon

Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desiccated viscera.

@Grubhub_Care @mindwxve @Grubhub @Starbucks Stop lying.

@mindwxve @Grubhub @Starbucks We’re so sorry that this happened to you! Please send us a message at grubhub.com/help/contact-u….

hey @Grubhub @Starbucks why are yall delivering me half a cup of coffee

@fuckcomputer It's a sick MVP, bro. Just needs some polish. Keep up the good work!

claude code is fucking insane i know literally NOTHING about coding. ZERO. and i just built a fully functioning web app in minutes http://localhost:3000/ check it out

@Grubhub_Care @PMIMetroplex Stop lying.

@PMIMetroplex We got you! Send us a DM - we'll sort this out for you.

#grubhub I need help and not getting it using your pathetic contact us menu

One thing I like about having a unique name is when telemarketers/scammers call me and ask for "Byron" I just say, "There's no Byron here, you can take this number off your list" and they just say "Ok" instead of going for the hard sell.

@ManyThorns @VividVivka Time zones and DST... so frickin annoying! Eliminate both of them, I say. Eliminate all confusion and make the entire world run on Zulu time.

Ok but seriously, does daylight savings time actually have any current purpose other than making everyone extra depressed during winter?

@SeaMonser @DEFlLEDSOUL Hello, I am old man. Can you explain this "bit" for me?

@DEFlLEDSOUL Decent tip AND he got to do a bit this fuckin rules honestly lol

a teenage boy left me this tip today

cut the username, just password.

@OAKay_1 @Naija_PR "Byron"

@Naija_PR Leon Byron Calon Futajallon Aeon Rapscallion Lyon Baylon

Sorry - but Dragon is really cool🤭

@Naija_PR Ahem.

@theemmacasey @Grubhub_Care This is the right move. GrubHub is garbage.

@Grubhub_Care no way dude deleting this garbage app

We ordered GrubHub tonight, something we do every six months or so, and I'd say we will probably never do again. We're at 2.5hrs from when we ordered because our first order was stolen, and now our second has taken 1.25hrs and he's not even close. Kids are getting antsy

@Grubhub_Care @theemmacasey Stop lying.

@theemmacasey We apologize for this experience and our team is on it. DM us so we can work on fixing this!

@JustinDahmer1 @TychoBrahe It was beautiful. Great camerawork.

@TychoBrahe Very unique take on an X-Men character, its an outlier among superhero shows, it was weird, playful, disturbing at times and its vibe either enchanted or confounded you depending on your particular sensibilities.

I am probably the biggest Alien freak weirdo you know, and Alien: Earth has more or less done the impossible. My expectations were too high to be met and they did it, somehow. #AlienEarthFX

@MikeCarrato @ID_AA_Carmack Same. Was in a clan called High Ping Bastards back in the '90s.

@ID_AA_Carmack I played Quake death match on a 14.4k modem and it worked great. It’s amazing what you were able to accomplish over low bandwidth back in the day..

Starlink announced a $5/month plan that gives unlimited usage at 500kbits/s. Modern apps and web pages would immediately back up every buffer and make for a painful experience, but it is fun to consider optimizing inside that tight box (in the 90s, 4x ISDN was high end!). With Starlink’s good latency, input-distribution multiplayer games would still work fine, as long as they didn’t download anything. You could even have voice chat. With an optimal implementation, you could scroll the X feed as fast as you want with full text, with progressive images coming in when you pause, but instantly ceasing bandwidth use as you start scrolling again. Remote shells would work well by default, but we could do a lot better than standard ANSI for complex updates. Server-rendered web pages or apps could at least be progressively rendered and text-first, with full responsiveness even when the fidelity is low.

@King_Pair0 @TheCinesthetic

@TheCinesthetic Hard disagree. Have never seen a more obvious twist in my life.

M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village (2004) is far better than critics gave it credit for. A haunting, atmospheric tale that deserves a reappraisal.

@TheCinesthetic Nah, this ain't it.

@Amarve1ous Oh man, I love those pretzel buns!

Homemade Impossible Burgers with a little extra love. 🍔🌱🍔🌱🍔🌱🍔🌱🍔🌱

@nick17india @weallcode34 Condolences

@weallcode34 BASIC

@BuddyNoLove I don't apply to those companies. Nobody else should either. That's the only way this garbage will stop.

I genuinely wish companies knew how exhausting it was attach a resume, just to be asked to manually fill out a skills and work experience section that is literally in the resume.

A show that went downhill after one specific moment?