Baseball Confessions

@JaredsTwits I'll put it in a very simple and cliche way, come and fucking take it. You. Actually YOU come and take my gun. Try it.

@xRoshini because terrorist attacks haven't happened under his presidency. Oh wait..

@marice_vargas @WalshFreedom 450 of 452 mass shootings in 2015 were committed by Muslims.

@jlund04 @netsrfr48 @realDonaldTrump how about you eat this ass old lady?! EAT THIS ASS

"I'd rail my coaches wife. -UTPB

Probably none because we aren't faggots. twitter.com/hallerik/statu…

"I wonder how many softball players have gotten married." -Central Utah

"My side chick and my main chick were at my game. I saw them talking in the stands & got so distracted a ball hit me in the face." -BSU

Its our lead off/centerfielders birthday today.

Improvising.

Astros outfielders after each victory.

"How big does she have to be to be considered a slump buster? #replytweet" -University of Arkansas Pine Bluff

"When a black kid comes up to the plate our coach always tells the infielders to expect the bunt." -Orange Field HS

Baseball ⚾️

So that's like $12.50? twitter.com/sportscenter/s…

RT if you remember twitter.com/Baseballswag_/…

RT if you think these uni's are 🔥🔥🔥

"We dunk on pitchers. vine.co/v/Mzp07E6xgzv" -LSU

RT if you see your position bench

After every game, when we go into the locker room, we turn off the lights and terrorize the only Asian on our team,cries like a bitch -whs