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@POTUS Of course you’re talking about ice cream lll

While you were Super Bowl shopping, did you notice smaller-than-usual products where the price stays the same? Folks are calling it Shrinkflation and it means companies are giving you less for every dollar you spend. I’m calling on the big consumer brands to put a stop to it.

@camcrid @StephenM @JoeBiden Not with that pfp, yikes Steve

@StephenM @JoeBiden Hey Steve, do you have children?

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

@ChillDrSado @theprism89 @POTUS That’s literally your fault. Less sonic, more critical thinking.

@theprism89 @POTUS Agreed, I'm $480,000 in student debt and I can't find a job that'll repay it back. Republicans are trying to ruin our lives.

It's time for public school teachers to get a raise.

@TrueJMitchell @BillyBaldwin @CalltoActivism @laurenboebert Try responding without something that has something to do with the current topic, might make you look older than 11

@BillyBaldwin @CalltoActivism @laurenboebert Read my tweet Despite your brothers charges being dropped #AlecBaldwin is still a man who shot and killed an innocent woman on the set of #Rust because he refused to take the gun safely course that was recommended to him before he started filming

Just a reminder that our country is over $31 trillion in debt and not a single Democrat in power thinks we need to cut spending.

@alexxz4nder @laurenboebert In what way is your student loan, that you knew exactly how much you were responsible for, my problem at all? If you picked a field that doesn’t pay well or isn’t in demand and spent a hundred grand trying to get qualified for it, I don’t know what to tell you.

@laurenboebert Forgive my student loans if you really care about hard working Americans!

Hard-working Americans are sick of carrying the load for everyone else. Stop the anti-work, welfare incentives for able-bodied citizens and stop flooding our schools, healthcare facilities and law enforcement with illegal aliens.

@Activist1One @Liberty1Flower @patsfan1281me @tonyposnanski @laurenboebert @FBIDenver You weren’t severely harassed. What was it again? “Little bitch”?

@JTrumphet @ShitpostGate 11. “Mass produced car” 12. “Production line”

@ShitpostGate Since were gatekeeping 1. Hearing aids 2. Telephone 3. Dental floss 4. Pacemaker 5. Fire alarm system 6. Artificial heart 7. Car airbag 8. Lightbulb 9. Zipper 10. Internet

@PewDaGoat @POTUS Bro who are you

@POTUS I Speak for all Americans When i say Step Down

You all know I'm a car guy. Today I visited the Detroit Auto Show and saw firsthand the electric vehicles that give me so many reasons to be optimistic about our future.

@JackJohnson9797 @858KJN1 @lletsgobrandon @POTUS Other than poll numbers, none of these are directly about him. Cope harder, dumbass.

@858KJN1 @lletsgobrandon @POTUS Found the Biden stooge

American manufacturing is roaring back.

@akafacehots @POTUS Thanks for the worthless info, pro gamer.

@POTUS You’re the worst president of all time.

@JustinD6893 @Cracramama3 @GovMikeDeWine I don’t think 14 year old girls think about building a family when they’re raped by their coaches.

@Cracramama3 @GovMikeDeWine The kind that value human life and family values

My statement regarding today's reports that Honda and LG will build a battery plant for electric vehicles in the United States at a site to be determined:

@NoForcedBirth @JDCocchiarella @Cheyne3Carol Jack doesn’t care about women.

@JDCocchiarella @Cheyne3Carol Not if he doesn't do more to save the lives of women dying from lack of access to abortion.

I’m predicting a rise in President Biden’s approval rating from here on out.

@GlennJacobsTN They surely won’t fix your face

Today, the FBI took the extraordinary step today of raiding a former president's home, but has still failed to investigate the current president's son. Think what else the Democrats will do if they remain in power.

@JohnBruno101 @CatLady481 @Fatalskills_ @bgruber18 @ofctimallen Average NYC resident. “I’m better than everyone”. Get a job

We wanted to surprise everyone in the fall. But it seems the press found out. This a release from a few days ago.

@Jim_Jordan And you keep getting your ass handed to you, and yet here you are digging up more irrelevant shit. Lol.

They told you the Hunter Biden laptop was fake. Then they realized it wasn’t. So they tried to shut down the investigation, cover-up the story, and call it “disinformation.”

@kdnerak33 @laurenboebert Got em

On the same day that we officially enter into a recession, Biden is holding a wedding on the South Lawn of the White House. Are times so hard Joe has to turn the White House lawn into an event rental space?

@ifeedthecrows @fred_guttenberg @hulu @hulu_support No Katie, the truth is the streaming service’s socials ran by maybe 10 people either haven’t seen, or don’t really give a shit how you personally feel about a decision that, one, none of them made, and two, is completely personal on the companies level.

I am canceling @hulu today.

@fred_guttenberg @hulu “I’m cancelling this service because they don’t want children watching cartoons exposed to ads about abortion on their personal streams. That’ll show em”

@LPTN1776 @dscc @hulu DING DING DING. Hulu is so god awful that certain people didn’t want their 7 year old children exposed to something about abortion while watching cartoons.

@dscc @hulu What was that thing that y’all said when Trump got kicked off of Twitter? Oh yeah, “it’s a private company.”

BREAKING: @Hulu is REJECTING our ads calling out GOP attacks on abortion access and gun safety. Their shady policies amount to outrageous political censorship. Americans deserve to know the truth about these issues, and Hulu has no right to block it. washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/…

@laurenboebert You sound as dumb as you look. Keep scaring voters away, it’ll do us all good.

Kamala Harris just introduced herself with she/her pronouns at an official event. She then clarified that she was a “woman” sitting at the table wearing a blue suit. This is what happens when your speechwriter quits and you hang around with Geriatric Joe too long.