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My mom looking at me going to parties and trips instead of getting married

@Everdiva1 🤣

@Bubbles_chick If I watch it and I sleep peacefully you will see shegefrom me

Just finished watching this movie and I can’t sleep To think I love horror movies

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start...

Pregnant wife at night: ehhh hmm, Ahhhh ouch Husband: what's wrong love? Wife: Our baby wants to read your WhatsApp texts Husband:

My friend need a housemate in Lekki. Please reach out if interested thanks 🙏

going through her phone and you suddenly hear the shower stop

I sell for only 390,000 naira only though. Shop from Tipplesbar today 🥂

Who leaked the chats?

@RantiDaDzna 😂

Bro I’m tired mannn 😪

hearing morning devotion from the sitting room and you haven’t slept

It’s crazy I have a 5yr old Now wish this young gentleman a happy birthday

@DadaBoyEhiz Happy Birthday 🎊

New talking stage: “Are you on Twitter?? What’s your username?” Me:

TGIF

ptsd (pussy tight & soaked disorder)

Dear IG @TunjiDisu1, one of your officers in @DeltaPoliceNG went to a barbershop in Asaba for a haircut. After the haircut, he started looking for one of his EarPods. When he couldn't find it, he shot at one of the workers at the shop, thankfully he missed his target. He also teargassed the customers at the shop and eventually broke the television at the shop. The workers at the shop are currently afraid because he promised to return for tougher attack. The attached pictures are the broken tv, the teargas canister, and the fired bullet. Please, have @PoliceNG_CRU investigate this case. The CCTV recording is available, and this happened yesterday March 6, 2026. Place is ModaCave Saloon Okpanam Road, Asaba. Opposite Parliament building.

Time to take out this hair

Call this number 0243057975. His name is Eric. Tell him Edem sent you. He will go with you to buy the car and use his device to find and deactivate duplicate keys in the cars system.