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@dbongino What’s a boner phone club?

Just a reminder that this fraudulent piece of shit never called me a single time when I was working overtime on this case, and for transparency. Not once did I hear from this fraud about the case. When I saw him at main Justice he never even mentioned it. And then when I offered to brief him at FBI HQ about this case, and others, he passed. Because he’s full of shit. I’ve met a lot of political zeroes in my time but never a bigger zero than this pinecone. I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. He jumped the shark, and when the shark bit back, he cried “The Jooos,” and “Epstein!” I’ve seen him behind the scenes and he’s a pathetic, boner-phone-club VIP points member. It says a lot that the people who know him best just kicked his sorry ass out by ten points. If he wants a war with me then I’m more than happy to oblige. Because nothing he vomits out will change the fact that he’s a zero, and a performance artist.

BREAKING: Micron stock, $MU, officially hits $1 trillion in market cap for the first time in history. 12 months ago, this stock was worth just $70 billion.

@trialrunthrough @BarstoolBigCat The 01 lakers are the only other team to sweep the 2nd and 3rd round of the playoffs. This is a crazy run for any city any sport

@BarstoolBigCat That Hawk series feels like a different lifetime now. The Knicks turned this into one of the craziest runs New York has ever seen.

The Knicks are just the basketball team ever. What an insane run to the Finals after being down 2-1 to the Hawks.

@bluegeaux Did his mom drink while she was pregnant with him?

Just got a new dog his name is Rudolph say hello to him

@JDevilSports @BNightengale @BauerOutage was found innocent and still isn’t the league… you think they’re going to let somebody that was found guilty in??

@BNightengale This guy absolutely can’t be allowed back in the league. Right??? RIGHT???

Wander Franco receives guilty verdict, but avoids prison sentence. The full sentencing will be June 16. The victim’s mother is sentenced 10 years in prison for money laundering.

@Polymarket Bubble indicator

@SpicySorrow Legitimately might be a sentence that’s never been said before

If aliens land im gonna roll up in my volvo and rape one.

@yankplane06 The vast majority of athletes support that party sorry you had to find out this way.

Here’s another young New York athlete being buddy buddy with Donald Trump at a NJ Country Club

@SwagtoImpress @TalkinYanks Not a single run what a drama queen

@TalkinYanks Nightmare start. Will he make it out of the first?

The next chapter in a potential Hall of Fame career begins right now

@DestinyTheGame Make it all free to play for the fans you drove away

Read the full blog at bung.ie/d2_may_21_2026 For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2. As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio. Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to. We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all. We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us. From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

@Breaking911 Kid looks like a homo

BREAKING: The two attackers in yesterday’s shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego have been identified as 17-year-old Cain Clark and 18-year-old Caleb Velasquez. Authorities say the pair livestreamed the attack during the incident. New still photos obtained by the California Post have surfaced of the live-streamed shooting including one pic reportedly showing Cain Clark fatally shooting Caleb before turning the gun on himself.

@AFpost This makes him seem cooler?

Text messages purport to show Thomas Massie taking viagra before going through airport security, with a TSA agent awkwardly touching his penis, nicknamed “pine cone”, during a pat-down. The leaked text messages from Massie’s “boner phone,” from Laura Loomer, reveal the congressman’s intimate conversations. “Pinecone set off the machine again. I got the full groin pat down.” With the woman replying, “That’s hilarious. And you took the pill. Bwahaha.” “Dude touched him. Multiple times.” Follow: @AFpost

@nypostsports “Scott do what you gotta do to get me back. Now”

Juan Soto on the phone pregame before the Mets get ready to take on the Yankees

@ItsMattSzat Well someone would have to get on base for it not to be a solo shot

It feels like easily 75% of Juan Soto's Mets homeruns have been meaningless solo shots.

@TalkinYanks @ChrisKirschner

Max Fried will land on the IL with a left elbow bone bruise and will undergo more testing in a few weeks, per @ChrisKirschner

This drake rollout’s been so over the top that I’m almost expecting him to have a listening party and blow his own shit smoove off, talking about “this is my magnum opus”

@PopCrave Did it after the roast. Smart

Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt have split, Page Six reports.

@tomgreenlive @nikitabier help the man and us

Is there a way to change ours algorithms so we can come on X and not be swamped with people arguing about politics - more donkeys please! Isn’t this arguing getting boring??

@Gee_7556 When they sank that dildo from 50 yards out

Yall sleeping on dude perfect porn

@levfercomedy Don’t quit your day job friendo

Anyway I wrote some of my own roast jokes for the Kevin Hart roast in case my pals wanted them. They did not. Here they are: Kevin Hart once got caught cheating in the back of a car, because that’s where the baby seat is