Girish Gekko ગિરનારવાલા Resurgent

I’m about the clan life. Caste is so 2000 and late.

@shelboi7 Ghochu pad le pehle maine kya likha

@BudFox660 Shri ka mtlb pta h chomu

Never tweeting about religion again. Jesus Christ the gremlins came out of the woodwork.

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@IndianTintin_ Yes but I prefer saying Siya over Shri is what I meant

@BudFox660 Saar, Shree is Siya only. Shree Suktam. Shreepathy is ShreeRam is SiyaRam.

A Belgian Malinois dog realized that his owner was cheating in a breath-holding underwater competition. 😂😂

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.

@natanarayana I didn’t know. Now I do. Appreciate it brother 🙏

(१.१.६२) लक्ष्मीः पद्मालया पद्मा कमला "श्रीः" हरिप्रिया (१.१.६३) इन्दिरा लोकमाता मा क्षीरोदतनया रमा (१.१.६४) भार्गवी लोकजननी क्षीरसागरकन्यका - अमरकोष ∴ jaya śrī rāma = jaya siyā/sītā rāma QED

The only way to reply to someone who demeans you in company or in any general space: “What the fuck did you just say to me?” Tried and tested, mans get shaken up so hard 95 percent fold right there. Try it next time, office settings even better.

@avataram 2 wife nationalism doesn’t translate well.

@avataram سأجلس في المقعد رقم 9. هل أحتاج إلى شرح نفسي؟ 2 زوجة القومية ستعيش إلى الأبد.

the exoteric understanding of karma is that god punishes evil people directly with lightning bolts from the sky. this is obvious nonsense as any cursory inspection if the world reveals. the esoteric understanding of karma is that it is literally ordinary non-supernatural causality, not in the physics sense but in the sense of how the world natively responds to goodness and evil. evil is inherently destructive of goodness, it means eating the seedcorn so you starve next winter, it means taxing the peasants into oblivion so they don’t have anything you can tax anymore. evil can gain in the short term by vampirically leeching off of goodness but this structurally never works in the long term and makes you enemies in the medium term. goodness and only goodness is what produces real flourishing. that’s karma

This is the kind of weed God put on earth for us to smoke not the dispensary pack from a half century of CIA research

> be Puṣyamitra Śuṅga. > literally the Senapati (Commander-in-Chief) who looked at a crumbling empire and said, "Fine, I’ll do it myself." > year is around 185 BCE. The Mauryan Empire has gone soft. Decades of state-sponsored pacifism have left the borders porous and the military demoralised. > The Yavana-Mlecchas (Indo-Greeks from Bactria) are mobilising. They think India is free real estate. > Last Mauryan Emperor, Bṛhadratha, is completely clueless and too weak to defend Āryāvarta. > Puṣyamitra organises a massive military review (Senā-darśana) at Pāṭaliputra. > casually draws his sword and assassinates the Emperor in plain sight of the entire imperial army. > The army doesn't mutiny. They literally cheer for him and declare him the new Samrāt. Absolute Senāpati supremacy. > Western historians cope by calling it a "military coup." Indian history calls it civilizational course-correction. > The Greeks, led by Demetrius and Menander, breach the frontiers and march deep into the heartland, besieging Sāketa (Ayodhya), Mathurā, and threatening Pāṭaliputra itself. > Puṣyamitra drops the hammer. He rallies the fractured Indian forces and utterly obliterates the Hellenistic war machine, driving the Greeks all the way back to the Indus. > Greek phalanxes met Vedic steel, and the Greeks lost. > but wait, he wasn't just a warlord. He was the ultimate restorer of Sanātana Dharma. > single-handedly ended the era of state-enforced religious pacifism and revived the martial and spiritual ethos of the Vedic civilisation. > to assert absolute, unquestionable sovereignty, he revives the ancient 'Aśvamedha Yajña' (Horse Sacrifice). > He didn't do it once. The Ayodhya Inscription confirms he performed the Aśvamedha twice (Dvir-aśvamedha-yājin). Absolute paramountcy. > Let the majestic sacrificial horse roam free across the subcontinent. He puts his teenage grandson, Vasumitra, in charge of guarding it with a contingent of cavalry. > The Greeks try to capture the horse on the banks of the Sindhu river. > Teenage Vasumitra absolutely massacres the seasoned Yavana forces, rescues the horse, and secures the frontier. The Chad bloodline is genetically undeniable. > Puṣyamitra writes a letter to his son Agnimitra basically saying: "Your boy just styled on the Greeks. The horse is safe. Pull up to the Yajña." Peak grandfather flex. > His court was the ultimate intellectual hub. The legendary sage Patañjali - author of the Mahābhāṣya (the greatest treatise on Sanskrit grammar) - was his contemporary and chief priest. > Patañjali literally uses the defeat of the Greeks as a grammar example in his book: “Aruṇad Yavano Sāketam” (The Yavana besieged Ayodhya - implying an event that just happened and was crushed by his patron). > Buddhist texts (like the Aśokāvadāna) cope and seethe, painting him as a villain because he showed zero tolerance for certain monasteries that acted as fifth columns and aided the invading Greek armies. > treason gets you the sword. No exceptions when the civilisation is at stake. > Senāpati, Samrāt, Yavana-Destroyer, Patron of Patañjali, and the architect of the Brāhmaṇical Renaissance. > The man who refused to let India fade into the dark pages of history.

@BudFox660 "जय श्री राम"

@BasedBaniya007 You will eat your sev murmura on the side of the road at 1:45am on a Tuesday and you’re gonna like it. Can you even do that in Europe? CAN YOU????

Marine Bharat is flipping out right now. His validation was granted by the OG. The jhalmuri/sev murmura revolution is upon us.

It's easy to hate the rich but do you have the courage to

aw this is so cute. speaking of buses do you all remember when Obama sent a 500-pound, laser-guided MK-82 bomb to hit a school bus in Yemen, killing 40 children on their way to a field trip.

Man I wish I wrote this first