Buddy
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Buddy
@Buddetha
The only thing keeping me here is gravity.
Chicago, IL Katılım Ocak 2016
911 Takip Edilen156 Takipçiler
Day 10 of Hermit-A-Day May and today is everyone's favorite GOAT well...Hamster - Doc!!! I know I didn't add his horns or wings but I do like how the mechanical parts came out for him. He's just a smug little guy (and yes he's still fluffy whether he likes it or not!) #hermitaday
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@T3KARTZ @europemaxxed Also you need to fucking watch it. Holy shit lmfaoooo
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I just generally agreed with Greene, I'm scared.
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸@mtgreenee
The most transparent administration in history still hasn’t released all the Epstein files or arrested anyone, but rolled out some UFO files today so you would get so excited that you forgot you are paying over $4.50/gallon because they are fighting another foreign war they said they would no longer fight. Happy Friday everyone!
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For a solid 5 seconds before his genetic code collapses and he melts into a pile of radioactive goo
Goose@megagoose11
To think that an actual human being will have this view in my lifetime…
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I actually believe he did this
Redd@ReddCinema
A Kentucky woman claims Kanye West telepathically told her to steal a car with a child inside, leading to her arrest 😳
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@NeonHooligan @Gwenneths7 I will never forget my first phone before unlimited texting. I brought my mother's phone bill up to over $400. Didn't have a phone after that
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I met a guy online. We emailed and messaged (this was before texting was a thing) and went out a few times. I liked him, but I wasn’t sure about it. He called me pretty regularly (again, this was pre-texting). Then one day, the calls stopped.
That night, I called and left him a
Julian ☽@julianblacks_
What's your true life story that nobody will believe?
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@lsdcuredme I'll take it. You're taking off 5 years from me, I'll take it. Lmfaooo
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@emxlymargaret had a similar experience a few years ago on my campus! saw both baby and mama on the same day :3
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@pyrameadhead Maybe if a few of them coordinate next time, strength in numbers!
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Gas is up 70 cents overnight here so what if a fifth guy tried
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They said please help yourself to a scoop of the miscellaneous DNA pile
New York Post@nypost
Titan submarine victims' bodies were returned as 'slush' in 'shoeboxes' trib.al/qcJWI2o
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Can someone give this man a Mercury grinder already??? The damn planet is just sitting there anyways!
Space Koala@SpaceKoala
Fine, we can compromise and preserve the beauty of Mars and lot of other places, but in exchange I get to grind just Mercury down into a Dyson Swarm.
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