Buddy Spensa

It's only delusional until it works.

@JaNairobi_Ke @HonOscarSudi Hapa kuna deep meaning. Sio wengi wataelewa 😂

@HonOscarSudi After voting next year we will be relaxing pale Timber XO tukingoja utangazwe,wenye wako Nairobi watarelax pale Weston wakingoja Ruto atangazwe.If IEBC dare fail to announce you and Ruto as winners,we will burn those two hotels to ashes

@KenyanSays Labda ni kanjeve bana. Cuddling hours zimefika

Kericho residents are shocked at how the city is completely asleep by 8.30 pm at night!

@MainaWaGachurio @vinguard254 I wonder whether he got benefit of vast portions of land.

@vinguard254 That's our in-law, General Mwariama from Tigania

A video of Mzee Jomo Kenyatta and Field Marshal Dedan Kimathi emerges. Do you notice something?

@vinguard254 Yeah. Nigga is stoned AF

@NPSOfficial_KE your boys are over working pale stage ya DOD hurli. Collected 100bob x 11plus matatus. This happens daily btwn 730am to 815am. Morning shift. Waziri @kipmurkomen please. We are changing this country.

Some things are more beautiful after they break, where the cracks are part of the design. Being broken isn't the end of beauty, because there is beauty in what is repaired with care. ✌

@AokoOtieno_ Bana she drowned in cooking oil and was rescued too late.

Is elephantiasis of oblongata a real disease? Because WHAT THE ACTUAL fuvk? Linet Toto! Cheruiyot is another, sura always kama punda inamwaga Amalgamation cum cocktail of sycophancy, war mongering, morbid STUPIDITY, tarcid ethnicity, incurable hubris Insufferable chieth

@Maryian96 Huyu dame hubamba mafala

To my Kikuyu elders if this the lady you installed as a "Nyakinyua" there is a very big problem, a Nyakinyua is someone with good and respectful morals and I don't see any in this one!!! Mlituangusha Sana ama tuwache mkule pesa??? Sonokaiii muno!!!

@AokoOtieno_ Time will tell. It always does.

Meanwhile, Renaissance Movement, we wish you well We might even join 😉 Hii ni watu ya ODM faction 2 using proxies

All happen to be Ruto's favourites! Grab kabisa, ibeni kila kitu. Si Kenya imekuwa bedroom yenyu? Halafu mjue hii sio expose, otherwise ingekuwa Standard headline, Hii ni Thika rd ina send a warning that these 3 should be TAMED! Nation is a State Friendly Media

@LabRat_ke Here is another one waziri @kipmurkomen @NPSC_KE

They can never beat the allegations

@solomonokeyo8 @Kenyans

@Kenyans why this stupid joke. this is not amusing. you lack maturity

Comedian Mamito’s imitation of Prophet Owuor

@HelpingHan66409 @Kenyans

@thobiade 😂

I don laff tire She just dey shout chibuzor 😂😂😂

@currentiyke This one finished me

When you can laugh in Chinese, you're 100% fluent😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kenyasgossips Daddy issues detected

"Who told men that buying food, clearing school fees and paying rent is providing" - Kenyan lady says men don't really understand the meaning of providing.

@ajeezayGH I stopped at pack clo-thes

TRENDING 🚨 This young man is trending for warning ‼️ men in their 30s and still don’t have Kids ….🥹

@kenyasgossips But what is stopping those followers from mocking mammito. Nimeenda.. By ROAD

Comedianne Mammito is facing criticism from members of Prophet Owuor's church after making this skit.

@Kabogo_Henry Ni mbayaaaa

Breaking news interrupted by breaking news. Tuesday is Tuesday 🇰🇪 x.com/Thebestfigen/s…

Have a great day Ladies and Gentlemen. Remember it's always an illusion until it works.

@thee_alfa_house ODM haitaki wageni. He will realise how cards are played during nominations

Kasmuel McOure sends a stern warning to the "Tuko Kadi" narrative.