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@StanleyCup Please pass it on that the promo for the NHL.com/green is forward slash, not backslash. I'm surprised this has been happening for days now. lol

@NHL Hello NHL. Great year again. Love playoff hockey. Just a note for the announcers.....someone tell them the NHL.com/green is FORWARDslash, not BACKslash (even just saying "slash" is acceptable. You can now go back to your regularly scheduled programming. :)

@elonmusk hey there. I like breasts as much as the next guy, but I thought you bought this platform to fix the bot problem. I see the same bra ad every other post. That's just crazy. #BraFreeIn2023

Finally moving into my new place with my Felicia. #BamilyTurtleGang #PoppinTheT

Hi everyone. It's been a while. I've been down for a while now since Tehra stopped coming by. I think she may have found another. :) Rumors of crazy sex parties at her place got me thinking I must have done something wrong. I can only hope I was wrong and she is OK.

@TurtleBeach LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

We can't wait so we're celebrating launch of Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom a day early! One lucky winner gets a Recon 50 & a copy of the game! Hyup! TO ENTER 🛡️ Follow @TurtleBeach ⚔️ RT & Like 🍃 Drop your favorite HYPE gif! Winner picked MONDAY, MAY 15!

Pre-wedding T poppin :)

Enagaged!!! @Jbams01

@Jbams01 Our JusTehra is taking the plunge.

Tonight I asked the love of my life to take the next step.....marriage. And she said YES!!!! I'm so excitied. She is my best friend and we'll have the best life together. #smoochesforTehra

Happy birthday!!! @Andy_signs_on

Felicia stopped by late last night to hang out and kill some bats with me. Such a chill time.

I heard that my buddy, Basement Snack, had an unfortunate accident. I think it was something else. I just got this sent to me as well. Maybe Basement Snack was murdered. Is this now some kind of love triangle? I'm worried. Let's hope Basement Snack is in a better place. #SnakaRoo

@JusTehraCraft And then the goat action happened. No more gummies for you.

Me and buddy chilled tonight. Got alittle lit. We fine!!!!! @Buddy_MC_69

Looks like she is down with the screaming goat too now. What am I to do?

I came across this selfie of my best bud, Basement Snack. He tells me he hooked up with this girl, Tehra, on another server, and is not staying in her place. Something about a Turtle Kingdom. I can't begin to explain my frustration, but the bats will pay. #BatsAnnoyMe