buddylewisjokes
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buddylewisjokes
@Buddylewisjokes
Comic/actor/writer; Howard Univ Grad; Omega Psi Phi and worlds best comic golfer
Katılım Kasım 2010
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@otokyo__ What’s missing? You getting punched in the face for putting that 💩on plate and serving it to me…
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@otokyo__ First, ask what she said to piss him off… then l got to shoot him!😂😂😂😂
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@SteveHiltonx Out of touch, don’t-know-💩-ass billionaire goofy, what’s next you gonna go eat some authentic soul food at a Cracker Barrel???
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@Eman_8282 20% of 125 =$25 generous would’ve been $35,
Fu*ck him and that $50 foolishness!!!
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My wife and I went out to dinner last night, and the bill came out to $125. I left a $20 tip on the table, thinking that was pretty reasonable. But the waiter looked at it and flat-out refused to take it.
He told us that if we weren’t willing to leave at least $50, we shouldn’t be eating out in the first place.
I was honestly caught off guard. I felt embarrassed sitting there, like we’d done something wrong. We weren’t trying to be cheap or disrespectful — I genuinely thought $20 was a fair tip for that bill. Now I keep replaying the whole thing in my head, wondering if I misjudged it and questioning whether $20 really wasn’t enough.

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@Bears_Hype_Man Wrong….
Gale Sayers
Richard Dent
Mike Singletary
Dick Butkis
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@obarbara__ Those kids DNA don’t belong to that Nee-grow!
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