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I intend building an e-commerce platform from scratch. Timeline is 9 days. Today marks Day 1: Laying down the Architecture. Technologies: html, php and mySQL. Guess i'll thread this

@Sparrow84k @Zamani_WLK 🥱🥱

@Zamani_WLK The reason why Nigeria is still moving backward is because of Yoruba, you guys should drag this too no be only good thing una go dey drag

Before hospitals existed, Yoruba women prepared Marugbo for new mothers to cleanse the womb, restore the gut and rebuild the body after childbirth. No IV drip. No prescription pad. Just a pot of dark herbal wisdom passed from mother to daughter for centuries.

@femostikar4real @Zamani_WLK Ykb

@Zamani_WLK Use Pupuru plaster ham. E go bang like Maddddd. #NaturesSecret ✌️✌️✌️

@BlessingCh73232 If only he knew 😂😂😂

"See what I found in one “stock jeans” I bought a few days ago. 10,000 Korean won. I don blow. First thing tomorrow morning I am going to Bureau de change. I should get nothing less than 1 million naira make I go flex my wife" -A Nigerian man has gone viral online after flaunting foreign currency he found in a pair of recently purchased jeans.

@TheDamiForeign Normally dem suppose MEND dat woman 😒😒

Of all the cheating stories I’ve seen online, na that Nedu wazobia situation still be the wildest. The part where they did DNA and the wife legit said she never told Nedu the child was his, and he only assumed because they were married😭

@Zara_Ashford @hasan28d Dafuq bro 😂😂😂😂

@hasan28d The cousin disappeared after installing 47 plugins 💀

Client: How much for a website? Developer: ₦500,000. Client: ₦500,000?! For website?! Developer: Yes. Client: My cousin can do it for ₦30,000. He uses WordPress and AI. Developer: Then let your cousin do it. Client: He said AI will replace developers soon anyway. Developer: Then wait for AI to build it. Why are you here? Client: Just reduce na. ₦100,000. I'll give you more projects. Developer: ₦500,000. Client: You developers are greedy. It's just copy and paste. Developer: Then copy and paste it yourself. Client: You'll never grow with this attitude. Developer: I'll never grow doing ₦30,000 websites either. 2 months later ↓

@marjiaakhter07 @hasan28d Make e dey collect 30k for website ?? That is how much I would collect to design a single Page website with 5 sections-minus hosting and domain name.

@hasan28d A good developer saves money you don’t even realize you’re losing.

@LASHYBILLS 1, 3 &5 bro

What is your type ?🫣

@1rich_nation @realbig_shak F°°l !!!! 😂😂😂😂

@realbig_shak Wow, you won 👏 Please, is she single?

She had never done the typical makeup before. In fact, she hated the idea of glamorous makeup, and I shared the same view. As our wedding approached, my wife told me she would get her makeup done. I didn’t object at all. It was a day to remember, so I felt it was best to support whatever would make her happy, as long as it wasn’t harmful. Deep down, though, I still disliked the idea because I believe heavy makeup takes away a woman’s natural originality. Lo and behold, she appeared on the wedding day without the makeup she had planned to do, and she still looked just as beautiful as the sun and moon combined. I won in life bro😎

@daddyofBUJ @yabaleftonline Fr bro..! Many people in d CS don't know.

@yabaleftonline Ayo is so smart! 😂

Sharp!

@yabaleftonline Ayo ma N!gga !!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@simon_ofem @guzu_p Actually, Adultery is NOT a criminal offence in most parts of Nigeria. However, if Edoho and d woman are Muslims subject to Shari'a law, then it is a criminal offence.

@guzu_p It's actually a crime 2 kanck a married woman/man & punishable by law, u can look it up. So why not sue chike,that will send a blow 2 his name & brand endorsement.He will go down in history wit shame. Instead of social media, wen am tru wit him ehn, if e see person wife he go run

Frank Edoho who got cheated on can go ahead to remarry. Afterall, he's a two time divorcé which means he's good at getting women but just not the right one. Chike on the other hand is a young good looking man who's successful and who any woman will desire. Women are even praising him for sleeping with a married woman to tell you they see him as a spec, so getting a woman to marry tomorrow won't be an issue for him. These two men who are involved in this cheating scandal can go ahead to remarry but it will take a very foolish man to marry Frank Edoho ex wife. Now Nigerian men knows she's a cheating whore and will probably cheat on them if they marry her tomorrow. At the end of the day, she's the loser in this scandal and will suffer the consequences more than the men. Another day to remind you that men and women ain't the same. And they don't face the same consequences. The more reason men are the prize.

@yabaleftonline Na gbezomeh dey do prenup. Follow HakimIDI's principle

"Can't go empty and leave empty" – Woman says she won't marry if the man asks her to sign a prenup

@Iam_Lekinx What if that was actually his intention ???

Instead of you staying low-key and keeping enjoying your marriage, you chose to set your woman for unnecessary background checks. You go learn a very hard lesson

@masurge7 He NEVER relocated to the UK !! STOP LYING !!!!!!

This is Pst W F Kumuyi The "CEO" of Deeper Life Church. An Elder statesman. In 2022/23 He supported Tinubu to win telling us to "forget about past sins" When Tinubu started destroying Nigeria Pastor left us to the UK, where he now enjoys good governance on a permanent basis.. Guess who is now buying fuel N1400, enduring abysmal power supply, scared of kidnappers and queuing up for rice etc? If you like let them whine again this election period. They have plan B, You don't. VOTE PETER OBI

@na_praise 10,000 Naira ??? No wonder dem get 500 vacancies ! Only God knows how much they are paying their workers as salary 😒😒😒

God did😭❤️ My football career finally paid off after years of consistency🥹🎉 Congrats to me🥳

@MRmneyheod MARRY THE GIRL O. MAKE OGUN NO K!LL U OOOOO

We were horny after making out and touching each other. My girlfriend got on her hands and knees on the bed in doggy style. Her ass was up, back arched, pussy wet and ready. I was hard and lined up behind her. In the heat of the moment, I pushed forward but missed her pussy. The head of my dick went straight into her tight ass instead. It popped in with one thrust…..

@TundeSmilez Dem don flag d account details kind of 🤷🏿‍♂️

A lot is happening 💔💔💔 I stopped by to pray maghrib at a mosque at 49, Bola Street Ebute Metta and the imam announced that one of the members has a sick wife battling cancer and they need monetary support. I took a picture of the account number written on the board. Please whoever can should donate and share. Acct Number: 3050250423 Acct Name: AbdulQuadr Ally Babatunde Bank Name: First Bank of Nigeria

@thenihiin Àgbákò Ọmú !!!!!

Look into my eyes and tell me what you see. 🥰

@ffickhayfickhay @Zamaniii0 @gudlifestyle17 Your life don Venezuela bruh

@Zamaniii0 @gudlifestyle17 I was already going to masturbte before I looked at the photo well 😭😭

STOP buying skin colored leggings please 😭

@_Mr_Richard @Indemosyd U think he ate d same processed foods and drinking d poisoned water u r drinking and eating in 2026 ??

Moses came down from the mountain with 300KG tablets-Dangote cement is 50kg😹😭